ICHIBAN BABY@DemiCaruso

Lived a little, learned a lot. Rarely interested in arguing my point twice

instagram.com/demicaruso
Joined September 2010
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Homeless man ran up to tell me he’s crazy, I said “Me too.”

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zellie@zellieimani
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James Baldwin was right when he said, “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”
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Wait till you find out where hashtags started…
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I had a few clients like this at Diesel. They used to have me running around like a headless chicken but the commission was always worth it 🤑🤑🤑
Movies 🎬
@Moviesca3
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From wanting the little red scarf to wanting a pair of everything 🤭real a desperate housewife shopper.
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Fritz Von Eric
@fritzvoneric
Oct 31
I love class and restraint but I also love a little recklessness and fun.
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B@B_quaintrelle
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Love is ethical, before it is emotional. I think about this statement a lot. It is your responsibility that you make sure you do not exploit those who love you. Love is a powerful force, and if in good conscience you value those who love you, you will protect them from themselves
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I love seeing a man who grew up in a less than ideal familial situation use that experience to fuel him to be the best man/husband/father to his girlfriend/wife/children.
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REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀@shaniaamoss
Oct 30
i can’t do what everybody do 😭😭 God will snatch me up everytime
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I tried my best to give Halloween a chance this year but I really just don’t care enough 😭
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Kayanne@killakay_szn
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How ima be looking at yall costumes tonight while I’m inside
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CERB Gotti@TheSlowBurn
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We losing passed down Ontario recipes for real
M.Mils🦂💋@milaamilss
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One of my neighbours saw me in the elevator with a LCBO bag and said “you have the right idea with the lickbo bag”…I have never in my life heard anyone refer to L-C-B-O as “lickbo”
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RT @euphorixa: a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.
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I hate when stupid people don't understand something you said so they just make up their own conclusion and then have the audacity to get mad at you for their own made up story......are you well???
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$hady Spice.@iamshadyspice
Oct 30
If your kid is walking around in a ski mask 24/7 I don’t wanna hear “you didn’t know” or “he’s a good kid”
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North Badu@Haliwa_Saponi
Oct 30
I’m hard on parents because I don’t believe in accidentally becoming a parent that’s not a real thing. You choose to become a parent so stop sucking at it. Those kids didn’t ask you to have them and they don’t deserve to be failed by you. Loser.
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Jesseline@briarrosejess
Oct 30
I am actually very fond of my more troublesome qualities
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RT @n00tcn: How I feel everyday
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She forgot she’s supposed to be green 😔
𝗔𝘆𝗻𝗶@totaltauruss
Oct 30
SERENA AS RAVEN BAXTER FOR HALLOWEEN
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Fredo
@FredoInDaCut995
Oct 29
Whose baby daddy is at the hospital rn??
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The real alcoholics
Uncle Willie’s Son@Hereforfoolery2
Oct 30
Who’s keeping vodka in business?
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We need the freezies after last call!!!
Toronto’s Funniest Podcast@ExtraGravyShow
Oct 30
In a rare treat for Toronto Guvernment nightclub is returning for one night only. What were the best events at Guvernment?
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