Professional Hedonistic Absurdist
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My E-Store, linked in my bio, will be flooded with affordable E-Books covering everything from looksmaxxing, fitness, and supplements to modern women, dating, and the biggest problems facing our society.
No overpriced courses or unnecessary filler, just straight to the point information.
Let me know what topics you guys want covered in an E-Book and I’ll get right on it.
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A woman wants you to stay loyal to her while she keeps:
4 toxic exes
8 orbiters
3 situationships
A guy best friend
And one “he’s just a friend.”
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Men envy their friends just as much as women do.
The safest path is solitude, or one friend who operates on your exact frequency…
Women, money, ambition, discipline, and just enough psychopathy to understand how the world actually works.
Never build friendships or relationships with people who don’t share your mindset.
Different operating systems eventually become enemies.
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Every young man should live in Miami at least once in his life.
The amount of beautiful women here will completely change your perspective.
It’ll make it damn near impossible to be a misogynist.
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Ever wonder why so many Chads you meet are psychopathic and have drinking and substance abuse problems?
When you fuck and have access to a lot of crazy women, your life is never peaceful.
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If Trump wasn’t rich, he would be an incel.
All the money in the world, but he’d still get absolutely brutally mogged by a homeless Chad who lives under a bridge.
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There are three types of guys:
The guys who get women.
The guys who jack off because they can’t get women.
And the guys with an escort addiction because they realized talking to women is fucking exhausting.
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People think being Chad is sunshine and rainbows.
It isn’t.
You deal with obsession, stalking, false accusations, girls pulling up to your house uninvited.
Most men spend their lives seeing the civilized version of female desire.
Chad sees what happens when the mask comes off.
It gets dark and animalistic very fast.
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If you go on a first date with a girl and she doesn’t want to have sex with you, she simply isn’t attracted to you.
Women are not on dating apps to find pen pals.
They’re there because they want to get FUCKED.
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Women use makeup, fake lashes, filters, and certain angles to make themselves look more attractive, so as a man it’s perfectly fine to list yourself as 6’4 on Hinge.
When you meet her, just wear height boosters.
If you take her back to your apartment, hers, or a hotel, just tiptoe maxx and maintain the illusion.
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Being a man and willingly participating in monogamy is like cutting open a wound and going for a swim in the Pacific Ocean.
You’d have to be genuinely retarded to think that ends well.
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You need to be a serial dater, not a serial committer.
Love bomb a girl for a couple of months, make her think she found something real, act devastated when it ends, then disappear and move on to the next one.
You get one life.
There are billions of women on this planet, and somehow society convinced men that locking themselves to one person forever is the ultimate achievement.
Your bloodline did not survive wars, plagues, and human stupidity just for you to spend 40 years arguing about whose turn it is to load the dishwasher.
Be a man.
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The Epstein class is pricing the average person out of existence, and nobody gives a fuck.
Everyone just clocks in, watches sports, consumes slop, argues over meaningless bullshit and pretends this is normal while housing, food and basic survival become luxuries.
No rebellion. No outrage. Just distractions.
We deserve the dystopia being built around us.
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This is why modern dating is permanently cooked.
We’ve got 2/10s getting treated like celebrities because desperate, lonely beta males hand out attention like it’s a government stimulus.
There’s no fucking way this is the same hypergamy we were dealing with a few years ago
This has got to be Hypergamy 2 or something…
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Your girlfriend is only with you because her toxic ex boyfriend never took her seriously.
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Modern women would rather share the same Chad, get traumatized, and repeat the cycle than settle into a loving, stable relationship with their looksmatch.
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Man, what a depressing, dystopian hellscape of a society we live in.
Like is this shit even real anymore?
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This is a generational study and a must read.
What stood out to me most was the unemployed Chad being far more successful with women than the private equity Chad.
Proving my point that women don’t give a shit about your money anymore.
1/ THE TERRA CHAD RESULTS THREAD
After dozens of experiments, hundreds of matches and many bans, we finally have enough data.
We tested:
Height
Age
Race
Money
Politics
Red flags
Some of these results genuinely make zero sense.
Here’s everything we learned:
2/ HEIGHT + AGE
Bad news for the short kings:
6’4 Mid beat 5’6 Terra Chad. Very surprising.
Age:
21: 11 matches
31: 24
41: 21
51: 14
31 won.
But a 51-year-old beating the 21-year-old was not what I expected.
Late 20’s/early 30’s is your best time to date men…
3/ MONEY
Private Equity Chad: 150+ likes
Same guy, but unemployed, living at home and dressing like shit:
300+ likes
Imagine working 80 hours a week in PE just to lose to the unemployed version of yourself. Wild haha.
4/ RACE
4 different races all same age and job
After 1 hour:
Black: 9
White: 7
Mexican: 4
Indian: 2
Later: 30+ / ~25 / 15 / 4 before the bans started rolling in.
Black won, but white was right behind.
5/ POLITICS
We tested politics over and over.
And yes, politics mattered.
But we also repeatedly saw people willing to entertain someone with completely different views if the attraction was there.
Turns out some “non-negotiables” are negotiable.
6/ RED FLAGS
Casual/FWB Chad: 500+ likes
Married Chad: 100+
We also tested:
DUI
Felon
Broke
Cheater
Unemployed
And they STILL got interest.
We genuinely struggled to find Terra Chad’s breaking point.
7/ Terra Chad obviously isn’t Harvard research.
Different apps. Sample sizes. Bans. Subjective ratings.
It’s an internet experiment.
But after hundreds of matches, one thing kept happening:
Everyone has dating rules until someone they’re REALLY attracted to shows up.
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