made some monkey bread today, forgot to let it cool before flipping it out of the pan so a bunch of boiling sugar poured between my toes
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I don't pirate because of moral reasons I pirate because I want free shit
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oml I was scrolling for ~30 minutes, thinking "feed is pretty good today", and then I realized I was looking at this nigga's reposts
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woke up and first thing i did was grab my phone and open twitter
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Offering boomers market value for their homes:
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IF YOU AIM AN UNLOADED GUN AT A MIRROR AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE"
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