Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Chicago, IL now Michigan
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To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
The profanity wasn't necessary but thank you for not siccing him on me.
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End qualified immunity. Start taking money won in lawsuits against the offending officers pension plans.
Watch how quickly use of excessive force complaints diminish overnight.
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I've noticed that the people who don't pay for Twitter are once again being shined on in the afterglow of the algorithm gods.
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Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for
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I don't like it when people don't like me and I don't like it when they like me either
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It's dangerous to go alone take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at cvs)
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When you think you've finally reached rock bottom I want you to remember you've still never fucked me.
Probably.
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why sleep when i can lie here and overthink every thought i’ve ever thunk?
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Why is it I can open settings and menus that I had no idea existed whenever I clumsily try to keep from fumbling my phone?
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i don’t give up on people easily and i’m starting to wonder why.
hardly anyone deserves that of me quite frankly
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i swear nobody has any passion for anything anymore. there’s no fire in anyone’s soul. i’m sick of nonchalant ass people
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if you see me having a conversation with my squirrels, mind ya business
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