Watching history unfold and doing what I can to help America win. I also like Mopars, sarcasm, and witty one liners.
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Grub Hub delivery driver: "Whats the delivery code?"
Me: "42."
GHDD: "No."
Me: "Yes, it's 42."
GHDD: "No."
Me: (Deep sigh) "FOUR TWO."
GHDD: "YES!"
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Hear me out. Self driving taxis, but we train dogs to sit in the drivers seat with their paws on the steering wheel so it looks like they are driving.
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I really think the ice cream companies are missing a huge opportunity to sell pints, quarts, and gallons of milk with all the flavors of their best selling ice creams. I would totally chug some super fudge chunk milk every day.
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When one of your young apprentices needs some new work boots, so you decide to surprise him. And THEN stumble across some princess wrapping paper! Tomorrow morning is gonna be epic.
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Question for the 5 people that see my posts. I am watching the 49ers vs Rams game being played in Melbourne, AUS. The announcers keep pronouncing it MelBIN. I always knew it as MelBORN. Have I been wrong my whole life, or are "they" pulling a psyop on everyone? I still remember when harassment went from Her Ass Meant to Harris Mint.
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Two words I can never spell correctly to save my life are akward and restraunt. They continue to befuddle me.
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The Covid era has officially ended. The girl working at 7-Eleven has stopped wearing a mask.
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I woke up this morning to a 72 hour ban on Facebook for a "Child Exploitation" picture I posted in December of 2023. FB would not show me the pic because it was deleted and questioning the ban gave me "Ooops, something went wrong" notices. I dug through my archives and determined this is the pic that got me banned. It's just a shark blanket.
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I think food reviews are stupid. Sorry celebrity chef, just because you don't like how it tastes, doesn't mean every one else won't like it.
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I commute into San Francisco every morning. On my route there is a company called Bayprint Solutions. They had a cool corner store front, but it attracted the "unhoused" and their filth over night. Every morning I would see a woman out their kicking out the "unlucky" and cleaning their mess. That company changed locations about three months ago and I haven't seen a single "down and out" person or mess in their old unoccupied front door since. I just want that lady to know that she won.
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It's Fathers Day. My father passed a little over two years ago. He was a hard working blue collar worker that never showed emotion, never swore, and was always respectful. I don't think he ever told my older sisters or I that he loved us, but we knew he did. One of the last things him and I did together before Alzheimer's and dementia took him was start building an HO scale rendition of the Virginia and Truckee Railroad in Nevada. Here are some pictures of the railroad in progress. All of the buildings, bridges, and structures were hand built from scratch by my father. Due to his health it never got finished and all I have left now are the buildings and trains. One of the last coherent things my father ever said to me during a dementia outrage of not knowing who anyone was, thinking he was kidnapped, and threatening all of our lives was "Fuck all you people, fuck you! Where's my gun????" Points his finger in my face. "FUCK YOU!! I love you Brad." 1/5
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