YES I CAN CAST DIVINE SMITE. YES I LOVE MY LIEGELORD. NO I WILL NOT USE MY POWER FOR EVIL. THEY/THEM/SER/LIEGE — PFP BY @cyberlillycos 🇵🇸🍉 PRIV @oathdevotion

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(on my knees) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE (tugs at thy hem) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE
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[!] The OFFICE PERVERT has invited you to a meeting in THE GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOM at 13:00 (Confirm) or (Decline)
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BRO HATH’NT E’EN A SCABBARD 😭😭
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“WHERE THE GOTH GIRLS AT 😜😜??” bro they’re sacking rome
Gen X be like “whErE tHe GotH GiRlS aT 😜😜😜??”
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it is shameful how oft i had intercourse wearing this
The Official ( Greg the Sorcerer X .@shopdawgpound ) “Out of spells but not out of options” shirt is now available for preorder up until July 18th! Link below
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“Where are my one piece fans… besides myself” did being on disney channel make him think he can act
Logan Paul REVEALS he made One Piece relevant and sees himself as Luffy in the real world, thanking One Piece fans for accepting him into their community 👀😳
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE LANDS BEYOND THE ANTARCTIC ICEWALL
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Replying to @DevotionOath
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WITCH SPEAKING TO A PIOUS LADY KNIGHT
beautiful mormon woman have you ever considered leaving the church and getting into lesbianism
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I lied I’m cosy in my bed chambers I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
I AM ALE DRUNK AND STARTING ON MEAD AMA
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I AM ALE DRUNK AND STARTING ON MEAD AMA
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A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS OF AGONY FOR CRASSIUS CURIO
I never had to prostitue myself for a Telvanni...
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Paladin Posting retweeted
i got around the paywall and its beautiful..... unfortunately for all of you im gatekeeping
$100 AND I SHALT SING A COVER
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$100 AND I SHALT SING A COVER
SOBBING ON MINE FLOOR SURROUNDED BY EMPTY MAZTE BOTTLES
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Paladin Posting retweeted
BACKSEAT OF AN UBER IS A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH IF THOU ART DEEP ENOUGH IN THY DRINKS
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OH MY SKOOMA…… OOUH MH SKOOMA…..
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WHERE MUST I GO TO BE HAILED AS THE POPULAR INTERNET MACROCELEBRITY I AM
shout out to the girl I ran into tonight for referring to me as "niche internet microcelebrity thereisnobeth" no one ever uses my full name like that
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I HEAR THEY LOVE ME IN OMAHA NEBRASKA
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THE WHITE MAN SEEING A MARRIAGE AND IMMEDIATELY PONDERS CUCKHOLDERY. ART WE SURPRISED.
Replying to @DevotionOath
But then does it have to be them? Or ist it honeymoon cucking?
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THE BLADES ARE MORE LIKE AMERICANS FROM MINNESOTA THAT INSIST THEY ARE VIKINGS
Replying to @DevotionOath
In a more 1:1, the Blades are just Akavir weeaboos that use katanas
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