Director of Rocketry 🚀 🌒 America First 🇺🇸

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Republicans game plan for the midterms: Promise $5k, and take it away. Just like they did with DOGE and tariff checks.
I am hoping for a GOP win of the House and Senate in November but if we win, then the GOP leadership should vote down the “Trump Dividend” of $5,000 per adult citizen and instead focus on reducing our $40 trillion national debt. The GOP should be the adults in the room.
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You couldn’t avoid that tree, and you can’t avoid the fact that Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit that will turn Texas into Epstein Island.
James Talarico's Vision for Texas? ❌ Defund the Police ❌ Open the Border ❌ Impose an Income and Death Tax ❌ Higher Property Taxes Jimmy is the opposite of what Texans value.
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We have a retarded President.
BREAKING: Trump has cancelled plans to sharply escalate the war on Iran over concerns that Iranian attacks could dangerously drain the Pentagon's already diminished stockpile of Patriot antimissile interceptors and other air defense munitions in the Middle East close to zero, per NYT. The Pentagon has used more than 1,200 Patriot interceptors in the war at more than $4M each, with cheap Iranian drones and ballistic missiles depleting the US inventory. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine privately cautioned that resuming major combat operations would fully deplete interceptors available to US Central Command. A senior US official adds that continued strikes have had "the opposite effect of what is intended, keeping Iran cohesive and allowing Iranian leaders to focus attention on an external threat."
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Richard D. Missle retweeted
BREAKING: Trump has cancelled plans to sharply escalate the war on Iran over concerns that Iranian attacks could dangerously drain the Pentagon's already diminished stockpile of Patriot antimissile interceptors and other air defense munitions in the Middle East close to zero, per NYT. The Pentagon has used more than 1,200 Patriot interceptors in the war at more than $4M each, with cheap Iranian drones and ballistic missiles depleting the US inventory. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine privately cautioned that resuming major combat operations would fully deplete interceptors available to US Central Command. A senior US official adds that continued strikes have had "the opposite effect of what is intended, keeping Iran cohesive and allowing Iranian leaders to focus attention on an external threat."
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is the water wet or the fish
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He said countless times that he was going to end the war in 24 hours, and then started repeatedly claiming he was going to end the war as president-elect. Whenever it was pointed out that his plans were bereft of detail, armies of MAGAs explained that we just had to trust his superior negotiating tactics, and not be so rude as to request any actual policy detail. Now we finally get some policy detail, and it turns out the plan is to sign a long-term funding agreement with Ukraine, continue supply of US weaponry, and sign off on some hazily-defined French and British "peace-keeping" force -- meaning the deployment of NATO troops to Ukraine. Isn't that what Russia invaded in the first place to prevent?
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cats are kinda french
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I’ve never seen a dog w hemorrhoids
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it’s not premature if you get it all the way in there
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asparagus is a great source of Vitamin K and rubber bands
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Is it drunk driving if the horse is drunk ? #america
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A senior adult film called, “Cums with age”.
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you ever notice that the other busses were longer ?
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“can you cum on your side of the bed plz”
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curling is the disc golf of Canada
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can we cough again yet
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everything’s a snake if ya get high enough
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Salt Fat Acid Heat changed the way I feed my dog
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he fuckin loves acid
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can you substitute ranch for milk ?
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