naught but a child,

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That’s right. Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. It’s funny.
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New pants that fit 2 months ago are too cinched up now had to buy new ones. New ones are a little roomy too. Need a new belt also.
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What the fuck possesses my mother to go through my mail
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I’m hungry.
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I've kind of moved on from that little thing you call "feelings"
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Decreeing a fatwa against negative thoughts. Everybody put your fears to bed and make the most of today!!
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Never known a Buick driver that didn't turn out to be an opp
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"Nietzsche speaks of this." "No he doesn't, have you read his books?" "No. Have you?" "No."
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just kill me if it gets like this
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I look at my cat sitting all cute and I'm like "you know what you did you stupid fucking bitch" ... act like you ain't the most precious adorable huggable cuddly squeezable little fucknigga in the house
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Michael retweeted
Multifandom enjoyers be like “what if I could have cp AND goth mommies?”
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dark horse approaching
JUST IN: Matthew McConaughey sparks speculation he could run for president as an independent in 2028, declaring “Independents belong in the fight.”
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Pacific Northwest niggas got oneshotted by Twin peaks wanna be mysterious so bad thinking they tuff talmbout sum “the forest watches you” and there’s barely a malaise there nigga they’re TREES Meanwhile the bayou and the delta is ACTUALLY EVIL nigga we will HAUNT you🖕😂
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the retarded fat girlfriend of the killer at the end of true detective s1 trying to parrot Childress’s whole poetic esoteric spiritualist speech kinda looks and sounds to me like every egirl that got obsessed with the instagram story prose of a semetary-adjacent PNWfag.
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ts voicecel thing is getting bad might have to watch some FTM vocal training tutorials or something
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Fade that guy idgaf
oh… I shouldn’t have been so mean…
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If you pay off my $100,000 amex bill I will be your ride or die on X dot com
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one plus of being a nasty shredded beast is if I ever decide to start shooting H i'll never need a belt around my arm to see a vein
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I want you to stop saying gay shit.
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Y’all got any more of them binaural beats for bowel movements and fixing ED?
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