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Recent study shows that 80% of people who enjoy dinosaurs and calls themself a fan of paleontology can't read.
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Tyrannosaurus SOUL has reportedly been awakened and is currently roaming the wilderness.
Bystanders are encouraged to fight it if they happened see it.
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Scientists analyze cave art, and have decoded a message written by a Neanderthal over 30,000 years ago. The message reads “Mr Peterson in Fortnite November 17”. The meaning of this message is currently not known.
Source: AP
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Famed big game hunter shoots the last surviving Iguanodont, found deep in the jungles of Pottawattamie, Iowa. “I don’t know what the fuck this is but it looks cool”.
Source: AP
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Notharctus has been re-re classified as an arboreal proboscidean. “The PaleoBioDB ecology section makes much more sense now”.
Source: Journal of Human Evolution
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Glad to see other outlets are publishing real news. Follow this fellow paleo patriot.
The first issue of The P. Stream Periodical is now live, this issue covers notable events from the latter half of September.
We thank everyone who allowed us to use their graphics in this issue.
Read it here: bit.ly/Iss1Vol1
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In a few days every uintatherium and its relative remains will be destroyed in a concept incinerator.
Dinocerata has been forgotten by everyone and soon the collective memory of these animals will cease to exist.
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According to new research, the extinct whale basilosaurus is now a late surviving mosasaur.
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66 million years ago today, Stan the tyrannosaurus sustained a neck injury (and survived).
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Carcharodontosaurus saharicus is no longer a valid genus.
The species is now synonymous with a real still alive shark.
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The Population of the morisson formation willbe culled.
"There's too many sauropods. Send them to malaysia."
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The End of Oak Street was released 2 years ago today.
What was your favorite moment from this movie
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The next dlc for 'Jurassic World Evolution 3' has been announced as the "Triassic Expansion" dlc.
It will feature
- Plateosaurus
- Carcharodontosaurus
- Erythrosuchus
- Tylosaurus
- Struthiomimus
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