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Top 64 at Louisville
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Got the fuckin umhmmm FUCKING Umh
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I'm sorry, but I find this whole Fortnite token situation incredibly manipulative. Let's be honest, the main reason people are searching chests right now is the possibility of finding that ridiculously rare token~ 🫠 Epic is dangling an enormous amount of FREE cosmetics in front of players, giving them a limited window to find it and encouraging them to keep playing, searching and searching. Some will find it within a few games, others could spend hours every day for an entire month and never find it. And with GTA 6 dropping in 17 days, I can't help but wonder whether keeping players engaged has become particularly important. It's clever engagement strategy, perhaps, but at what point does rewarding players become exploiting their fear of missing out?
TREASURE CHEST REWARDS FOR WEEK 1 & WEEK 2 WEEK 1 (A$AP ROCKY) - Solid Gold A$AP Rocky (Outfit) - Solid Gold A$AP Rocky's Gauntlets (Pickaxe) - Plunder in Paradise (Loading Screen) - Mercedes-AMG G 63 'G-Wagon' (Car) - Golden Llama Crew (Car Decal for the G-Wagon) - Gold G-Wagon (Wheels) - No Trespassing (A$AP Rocky Jam Track) WEEK 2 (LIL UZI VERT) - Solid Gold Lil Uzi Vert (Encrypted Outfit) - Lil' Uzi Crew (Back Bling) - So Kawaii (Loading Screen) - Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing (Car) - Gold Cadillac (Car Decal) - Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing (Wheels) - London (Lil Uzi Vert Jam Track) AVAILABLE IN BOTH WEEKS - Pirate Shop Access (2026) - Pirate Shop Access (2027) - Golden Firework - Lucky Locator - Portable Extractor - Sprite Locator - Extraction Accelerator
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Y'all are wasting time chasing that pirate token
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This is coming from someone who plays a fuck ton of osrs and pokemon 1/700k chance (reportedly) is practically fucking impossible to farm out in 30 days to go on rate you'd have to open well over 1000 chests a fuckin day
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Actually that's per hour not per day per day it's 23k chests a day for on rate oopsies
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Funniest thing about this is how many people have protagonist syndrome
Y'all are wasting time chasing that pirate token
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My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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The first reported odds of finding the Pirate Shop Token are around 1 in 700,000! 👀🏴‍☠️ They are PRETTY LOW, but NOT completely impossible.
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Luffy finally finding the one piece and finding out its just free fortnite skins for 2 weeks:
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emo sneasler ‼️
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Mmmm I'm also thinking deeply
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The kids are ok (?)
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RT @Yos_ev666: Vyper Propaganda 🐍🎃 (Lash is Missing...)
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>called semen >comes out when i see men
>bodily fluid commonly called as "cum" >you cums cum to cum out cum
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page 1 of my new pony au comic!! my lovely and fearsome 🧊🐉ice dragon did the lettering for me bcs i had a way crazy migraine #mlp
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