Award-winning poster @optimist

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are we fkn deadass?
2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus
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was recently listening to a @spotify DJ mix and a song came on that was blatant ai garbage. i went to check the plays, and it had over 12 million... the guy behind all this slop "Mike Mana", has over 2 million monthly listeners and multiple songs with over 10M plays. he's probably made over 6+ figures and all it took him was the click of a button and a $10 subscription ai should NEVER and I mean NEVER touch music. it’s one of the few things where knowing a human made it is part of why it means something. imagine being an artist, spending years working on your sound and craft, just to have the platform you release on feed your potential listeners generated slop. @spotify needs to do something, and i wish more people with a voice in music would push back. i don’t want this garbage labeled and served to me anyway. i don’t think it belongs on streaming services at all. the human part is the whole fkn reason i care. and what happens if we get to the point where we can no longer tell the difference ai or human made music? what happens then??
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A Jewish Italian dumpling shop called Rabbioli
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2016 youtubers really were a different breed cause tell me why they would find abandoned places like this and walk inside with no questions asked
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ngas on that threads app be like “guys imagine if lived in a world with NO WATER” 😱😱
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you toss me a medium stuffed crust pizza from dominos and suddenly I AM hiding enemies of the state in my basement
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elon prolly cheesed hard asf when he watched this
Tesla ve McLaren, kısa mesafe kalkış yarışı yaptı:
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just wife up a local whole foods foid and you should be good ngl
Honestly surprised there isn't a service where I can just pay an inordinate amount of money to have someone come in and fully optimize all my health stuff.
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> has 'marketing & growth' in bio > steals tweet > tweet goes viral > says he's "adding to resume" you can't hate these 'growth gurus' anymore.
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just bought 50 acres of land with klarna then deleted my account
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well maybe if woman hadn't aborted 2 billion children since 1980, we wouldn't have this problem
JUST IN: Senior citizens officially outnumber young children worldwide for the first time in human history.
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work like a slave until you own one
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the real goal was never the lamborghini. it was waking up at 3pm with DoorDash already preordered the night before, turning on your pc and loading up discord, youtube, twitch and letting the day begin
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how come whenever im doing pushups, lets say im going for 40 in a row, if i count in my head by sets of 10, so 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10, and then repeat at 1 again until i get to 40 total, how come the pushups are so much easier than if i was just counting straight to 40?
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trading niggas be like “the hardest part of making money is making the money”
Friendly reminder that the hardest aspect of trading a bull market isn't top blasting - it's taking profit.
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tiktok might genuinely have the dumbest userbase on the internet because why will a guy be wearing the most regular white t-shirt ever made and someone in the comments is asking “shirt from?”
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Allow me to present to you another machine that famously “outruns” humans: cars
9.3s…Humanoid robots have proven they can run faster than humans. The first to cross the finish line was X-humanoid's Tienkung. Honor's Lightning has a fast start, but lacks explosive power in the later stages.
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met a toddler today at my son's preschool named Linda

ALT What The Wtf GIF by STRAPPED!

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was never about the hair.. brutal
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there’s nothing I hate more than an honest day’s work
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a boomer will give you $5000 and tell you to go start a new life
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