Go Buy Something Or I’ll Show Your Spouse The Pics Of Your Affair!

Raleigh, NC
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary news to me !
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I wonder how many “The Clapper” things are found at estate sales these days?
If Any Of My Memes Make You Spit Your Drink Out Or Choke On Your Drink, I’m Not Responsible For Any Health Issues Or Damages To Goods
Still Thinking Of What To Wear New Years Eve On My Couch
I miss hearing “I Love You” in my right ear. But don’t miss hearing complaining in my left ear
Relationship Tip.. Find someone who knows how to talk to you when they’re angry. Someone who respects you in all mind states.
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Please wear pants over the tighty whities @blakeshelton If we ever hang out. Make him pinky swear @gwenstefani please