A TTRPG / DND themed Muppet / Sesame Street meme account. Ran by Oregon as the other muppets needed their hands
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A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."
The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off
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So Mr Goldar, it says here you feel unappreciated?
Goldar: I defeated the Rangers twice, corrupted the red ranger, and still no payraise
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You've got to know when to post'em
Know when to boast'em
Know when to roast away
And know when to ghost'em
You never count your likes
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for memein'
When hittin send's done
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Have you accepted therapy into your heart?
A medical professional went into debt to save you from your sins and repressed trauma.
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I solemnly, sincerely, and truly declare and affirm that I will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me Gozer
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Look don't you see, Thing A, B, C
are just here to meme some fun so you need not run
So don't be filled with doom, this is just our version of Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
For an old hand has returned to the street, announcing the return of Dnd Sesame Tweet
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Dear beloved,
This is your cute lovable furry monster. You would not believe what society has done that has wracked my heart with immeasurable grief.
It saddens me to proclaim to you they went and saw the monster at the end of the book.
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John spoke once, and he had a short interaction with a young boy in the audience during Q&A.
The boy asked him, "Do you ever talk to The Borg?"
John paused, gave the kid a very Q stare and with a wry grin said, "Yes, and they always ask about you."
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