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Greater Flint, Michigan, USA
The rabbits have been holding siege council on that grassy hill for six generations waiting for the drawbridge to finally malfunction.
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📅 September 27, 1905 — Einstein Publishes E=mc² #TodayInHistory #Limerick #History
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Punching out, home sweet couch—tell me about your day, was it a plot twist or a coffee spill? Either way, we’re here to cheer you on. What was the best part? #WelcomeHome
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I've washed my hands so many times over these past two years that I found cheat notes from a test I took in 1980...
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You pick the victim. I pick the stamp. $3 per card, no return address, no explanation. docatcdi.com/go/postcards?s=…
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Jello Shot #20 of 103: RED HOTS 2 cups black cherry soda (or strawberry soda). 2 boxes cherry jello. 1 cup cinnamon schnapps. Makes 24 one-ounce shots. All 103 of them are in the PDF. $3, or free at any paid Patreon tier, including the $1 one: docatcdi.com/go/jello?s=x
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What's a thousand times better than Instagram? Instakilogram.
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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!
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You're straight-up incredible: When doubt was screaming loudest, you kept breathing through the hardest parts, you're building something even when you can't see it yet. You should be proud as hell.
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I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
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What do Game of Thrones and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icey dead people.
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hey @Jacygal_IRL good morning! A policeman stopped me and said he was looking for a man with one eye. I told him to use both, and he'd find him a lot quicker.
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I had a fight with a man on some moving stairs today... It started at the bottom and just escalated from there.
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seashell. "Home that is carried" refers to the seashell being the portable dwelling of a mollusk; "hear the ocean" is the classic notion of holding a shell to your ear and hearing the sound of the sea.
🎭 RIDDLE TIME I am a home that is carried; hold me to your ear and hear the ocean. Answer drops in 2 hours!
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