A Celtic fan, a Rangers fan and a Hibs fan are having a sleepover at the Celtic fan’s house.
Unfortunately, there are only two beds. The Celtic fan says, “As it’s my house, I’ll sleep in the shed.”
An hour later, there’s a knock at the door. The Hibs fan answers, and the Celtic fan is standing there.
“I can’t sleep in there. There’s a spider in the shed, and I can’t stand them.”
“No worries,” says the Hibs fan. “I’m not scared of spiders. I’ll sleep in the shed.”
An hour later, there’s another knock at the door. The Hibs fan is standing there.
“I can’t sleep in there. There’s a rat in the shed, and I can’t stand them.”
“No worries,” says the Rangers fan. “I’m not scared of rats or spiders. I’ll sleep in the shed.”
Half an hour later, there’s a knock at the door. The Celtic fan opens it, and there’s a rat and a spider standing at the door.