“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” - Obama A zinger for the ages. Especially coz it’s 💯 true.

Can we agree the US government should not rely on critical tech from a guy who can sabotage it anytime he’s on a ketamine bender?

Christ. He’s waging a war in the Middle East, invaded Venezuela, threatened to invade Canada, Mexico and Greenland, yet he’s still whining about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize.

For arguments sake, let’s assume we had a windfall from the tariffs (we don’t), and there were trillions of dollars in the pipeline of committed investments (there aren’t), and we were not drowning in debt (we are), Trump still would not issue a $5,000 dividend bribe. Remember, he’s a conman. His kink is getting you to fall for his scams over and over again.

To those excoriating Dr. Fauci for invoking his fifth amendment rights, please post your tweets criticizing Donald Trump for doing it over 400 times during his civil depositions in 2022. Or every Republican when they were questioned about their involvement in J6. I’ll wait.

Good morning. Your corruption trivia for the day.

Demanding a constitutional amendment to solve a fringe immigration issue is like remodeling your house coz your sink got clogged.

🚨 I’ve obtained an exclusive preview of King Charles’ remarks to Congress tomorrow (must credit Hotline)

Weird war, where the winner gets skyrocketing gas prices, inflation and market crashes while the loser gets control over 20% of global oil flow.

Melania said she met her husband at a New York City party in 1998. Just to be clear, she actually met Marla Maples’ husband at a New York City party in 1998.

A federal judge just ruled that videos of DOGE staffers must stay up — and they are devastating. Under oath, they couldn't define DEI. They admitted they never reduced the deficit. And they wiped out $100 million in humanities grants — including a Holocaust documentary — using ChatGPT. The regime tried to bury this. It didn't work. dworkinsubstack.com/p/shut-i…

Going around X today to meet more Trump defectors.

The new derogatory for dumb should be adding -wayne to someone's first name.

This is the psychological stress that the Caligulan Carrot has unleashed on the American people.

We’re 7 days into something that looks like a war, feels like a war, costs like a war, has the same economic effects of a war, but we’re not supposed to call it a war because it would require the President to follow that annoying thing called the United States Constitution.

*America kicks a hornet’s nest* Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest! Sane people: What’s the plan for after kicking the nest? Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?

Here’s my takeaway from the State of the Union: NPR reports that the DOJ has “withheld” documents that include allegations that Donald “sexually abused a minor.”

#MangoDance Just performance 🎭 💃

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