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Only 37 more days until The Relapse at The Shubert Theater in Boston, October 30 at 7:30 PM. The skits and and other things we have planned for this evening will only be seen at this show, which is basically the last hurrah before I go on trial in December. We've sold close to 900 tickets now, and have about 500 remaining, and there isn't a bad seat in the house. You don't wanna miss this show. Buy your tickets today: ticketmaster.com/event/01006…
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“You don’t get to take away our journalism so you can cover up your murder” - @RekietaLaw
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This is objectively hilarious bc even at the end, JFK laughs at the idea of Cryford beating TB in a fight. 😂
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It’s worse than that - During Whiffin’s direct testimony he talked about how he did testing with an iPhone while driving on different roads *around the town where he lives* where he was able to get the phone to think that he was going up stairs. But then during cross examination Alessi asked Whiffin if he ever did any testing while driving *on the road in Canton that the CW claims caused the stair data* and Whiffin said that he did just a couple days ago when he got to town so Alessi asks him what the results of his testing were but Brennan objected and asked for a sidebar and then when they got back from sidebar Alessi had to move on to a different subject. So Whiffin used testing on completely different roads in a different country to “prove” that it was possible that an iPhone could think that you’re going up stairs while driving on a hill.
Replying to @RobCotter21
Correct. He also testified that he did a test the day before he testified using his phone, and claimed that the Apple Health data on his phone showed he also went up flights of stairs while driving on the same path John and Karen drove. He never showed these results in court. Just a "trust me bro."
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Randall was apparently so triggered by this tweet that he interrupted the Notre Dame game to call me and beg to take the tweet down. Happened about 45 minutes ago. piped.video/live/n6fUvqESORs…
Randall (@jfkshowoff) must’ve gotten shook after a special delivery to his house in Atlanta. Now all of a sudden he thinks John Okeefe might’ve gotten hit by a car. These are the idiots Karen Read wisely hitched her wagon to a year ago. How’d that work out?
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Randall (@jfkshowoff) must’ve gotten shook after a special delivery to his house in Atlanta. Now all of a sudden he thinks John Okeefe might’ve gotten hit by a car. These are the idiots Karen Read wisely hitched her wagon to a year ago. How’d that work out?
Mike: “These are people that care about John O’Keefe,” referring to the anti’s in the Spaces last night. JFK: “Whether a truck did it to him or people in the house did it to him.” Integrity is lost. 😔
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Randall is big mad about this tweet apparently
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The McAlberts have not sent a subpoena to @HowieCarrShow, despite his personal relationship with Karen Read, her lawyer, likely voluminous communications, and the fact that he hosted me every day to rip the McAlberts for both trials and he has repeatedly stated that she is innocent and they are guilty, and the fact that he wrote and profited off of a book about the case. But they have sent a subpoena to a sassy gay comedian who made a joke about Julie Nagel being a pig roast. Very serious lawsuit.
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The McAlberts are so desperate that they are deposing a comedian known for dressing up as the judge and cracking jokes about all parties (including Karen Read) involved in the Read trial, and engaging in online drama involving LOL cows. They are deposing many other content creators who I will not name at this time unless they want to post about it. The basis of their lawsuit is the very sane belief that the laws of physics ceased to exist on Brian Albert's front lawn, that Karen Read knows she killed John O'Keefe, that she told me she did and recruited me to lie for her in order to affect public opinion, and that she and I then recruited other random people on YouTube to amplify this message. Their lawsuit is on life support, and is strictly designed to drain resources from FKR supporters, and scare people from discussing what happened inside Brian Albert's house on the morning of January 29, 2022. It will backfire, because you all will never let that happen, as they continue to put a bigger spotlight on themselves.
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Ian Whiffin testified that the location data on John's phone showed a circle that could've put the phone inside Brian Albert's house. He also testified that being inside a building could affect location data accuracy. Now we see Jen McCabe's cell phone data from that same time which shows a radius that also barely goes inside Brian Albert's house. If anything, her data shows she is further from the house than John O'Keefe's was. Jen fully admits that she was inside the house, which means that if she was in there, then so was John.
And here's a video of John O'Keefe's (RED) and Jen McCabe's (BLUE) cellphone pings between 12:15AM and 6:15AM on 1/29/22. This is from a new FOIA released today. This is only getting weirder.
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Just a reminder, tomorrow night on the Live Show we will be giving away 2 tickets to The Relapse on October 30 in Row K Orchestra right. Send $10 or 3 for $25 to CashApp ($UncleTurtleboy) or Venmo (Aidan-Kearney-10) and they could be yours! You can also buy your own tickets and help us get to a sellout at the Shubert! Every day we get closer to selling out Orchestra tickets, but there are plenty of seats left in the Mezzanine and balcony. You're not gonna wanna miss this show: ticketmaster.com/event/01006…
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Mike Cryford now says Jen McCabe never Googles “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27, and says that Colin Albert is completely innocent. Thoughts @HowieCarrShow?
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Why are the McAlberts deposing Jimmy, who can tell them nothing, when they could be deposing Cryford, who will tell them whatever they want to hear?
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Thoughts @G_CURLEY?
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See... Mike is AFKR, not "FKR but just anti TB." He's been moving this way as he builds alliances with AFKR. Dislike of TB makes him side with the oppressor government, even though the case ended with a NG verdict due to reasonable doubt.
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Here's an interesting new piece of video from the Karen Read and John O'Keefe trial FOIAs. It shows Jen McCabe's cellphone pings between 12:18AM and 1:48AMET on 1/29/2022 (the date of John O'Keefe's death). Notice anything weird at 12:47AM, 1AM, 1:19AM and 1:33AM and 1:47AM?
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What they’re expecting (photo 1) vs what they’ll get
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I'm dying🤣As if it couldn't get any better, i give you @DoctorTurtleboy's rendition of Caleb Flynn's AI song #CalebFlynn
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Due to maintenance issues on the website we will be doing Turtle Club tonight at 9:30 pm YouTube and anyone can watch. Tomorrow it will be set to members only and will be available for turtle club on the website.
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