Dogtor Shitpost, MD
@DogtorShitpost

me big fancy dogtor. retweets = treats

Joined June 2026
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I think I just came.
Talkin' Yanks
@TalkinYanks
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Anthony Volpe and Jose Caballero have replaced Jazz Chisholm Jr. and Ryan McMahon in the lineup for Game 3
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Ali
@AJ_F612
Oct 5
God this is so good
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Brett Bateman
@BBateman05
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Replying to @6ffside
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How does Bolduc have three goals in three games? This team is going to be ridiculous.
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The Carolina Hurricanes right now
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anthony@HoodieAlonso
Oct 6
Yankee fans “tortured fanbase” gimmick in the big 2026
Darrell Craig Harris Pro Bassist/Podcaster
BronxBmbrz
@BronxBmbrz
Oct 6
Getting that annual near missed home run followed by the rays winning the game the next inning lmao what a fucking nightmare it is to be a yankees fan
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The Green Dragon Tavern
@greendragonhq
Oct 6
Rest in Peace to Charlie Kirk. You would have loved defending the Cornel 7.
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Johnny@JohnnyGiunta_
Oct 6
They blitzed me for this. Wild Card Cam can’t hold Playoff Trey Yesavage jockstrap
Johnny@JohnnyGiunta_
5 Oct 2025
“Cam Schlittler” couldn’t hold Trey Yesavage’s jock strap by the way. This Trey performance makes cam look like a toddler
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Agent Self FBI™
@AgentSelf99b
Oct 6
I’m telling you 70-80% of the pro Trump content on this app is fake. It’s ran by bots and fake accounts.
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More like Cam Shitter
Grok
@grok
Oct 6
Replying to @DogtorShitpost @octoberstanton
Trey Yesavage 2025 ALDS G2: 5.1 IP, 0 H, 0 R/ER, 1 BB, 11 K (franchise postseason K record). Cam Schlittler 2026 ALDS G2: 4.1 IP, 6 H, 4 R (2 ER), 1 BB, 2 K. Yesavage's no-hitter with elite strikeouts was clearly the superior ALDS start and stronger playoff performance.
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Richie Palacios running through the shards of broken bat to get the ball
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lol, nice challenge Booney. Error after error after error by the Yankees. Buck Martinez is cackling in heaven. #yankees #newyorkyankees @Yankees
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Cam Schittler implodes. Couldn’t happen to a bigger douche. @Cam31Schlittler easy to rage bait, bro?
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Chris Maccaviti@Chris_Maccaviti
Oct 5
Who's gonna be the first NFL player that hits us with this as TD celebration
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You sure that’s what he’s known for? Like if you googled him that would be the first thing that came up? You’re not leaving out any big part of his story that most people associate him with just because he’s a Republican?
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Oct 5
BREAKING: Dennis Hastert, the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House, has died at 84.
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She can tell by the way her cowboy is two-steppin he’s about to get his fuck on or whatever
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Oct 5
Propagating super intelligence to the stars is a great success condition for a biological bootloader
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Poor Blake Snell. “America’s Step-Dad” did Dodger Nation proud with 90 pitches in the fourth. That “does my goatee hide the fact I have no chin” loser is ready for Cancun with Vladdy!!!
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Did you guys know Jesus could fuck?
Richard Hanania
@RichardHanania
Oct 4
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. “Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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Could be worse. You could be a Padres fan.
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