Unspoken thoughts of the Cleveland Guardians owner. Likes bargains and prearb players. Prefers to #ThreadTheNeedle *parody* #GuardsBall #thrifty #frugal
Cleveland, OH
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John Adams forever
John Adams' drum has made it to the @baseballhall where it will be displayed in the near future. 🥁
#ForTheLand
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If you’re bored, I’m down panhandling on prospect by that guy who plays the saxophone. Come make a donation!
#GuardsBall #thrifty #frugal
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Whoops, another Paul Dolan prediction gone wrong @Padres
“When Machado's salary balloons to $32 million next year from $12 million this year, that could change.
"They'll bump up against the issue with having so much of their payroll tied up in one guy," Dolan said.
#GuardsBall
WE’RE NLDS BOUND!!!
ALT NLDS Bound Graphic. The background of the graphic is brown with a gold sky and brown palm trees. The top of the graphic features a 2026 MLB NLDS logo (presented by booking.com). Below that, large text reads “BOUND”. Surrounding the text are photos of the following players in the Padres home white pinstripe uniform: Fernando Tatis Jr., Jackson Merrill, Manny Machado, Gavin Sheets, Joe Musgrove, and Xander Bogaerts. The bottom of the graphic has a gold and white “Fight for the Faithful” logo.
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We are losing a lot of money fans
#GuardsBall
Let's get it loud, Cleveland! 📢
Game 1 is officially SOLD OUT, but game 2 tickets are still available!
cleguardians.com/tickets
#GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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Parker Messick finishes the 2026 regular season with a 2.56 ERA & 193 SO. The only rookie P with better numbers in a season since 1901 are:
• 1901 Christy Mathewson (2.41 ERA, 221 SO)
• 1910 Russ Ford (1.65, 209)
• 1995 Hideo Nomo (2.54, 236)
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I’m going to lose a fortune
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For the third consecutive year, the American League Central runs through Cleveland.
#GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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Monken will be paid for four years to sit home (reports were he signed a 5 year deal)
That is not #GuardsBall #Browns
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Deshaun would retire if he could. He doesn’t want to play but can’t give up the money so he does this nonsense.
Deshaun Watson on if he needs to have a big game to start in first Browns' home game this season, via @MaryKayCabot:
"I think the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw 400 yards and 5 touchdowns every week."
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Roberto Shenanigans
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Todd Monken watching Sunday’s film and concluding it’s not all on Watson
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Appodlachia
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Is it possible this is Mary Kay’s burner?
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Exactly. 4 showed flashes that he’s still that guy. Hadn’t played a real game in 2 years and yall expect perfection. Like coach said everybody gotta be better it’s not just 4.
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Monken’s tough talk/no bs is fun during training camp and radio interviews. Gets old real quick during the season and these performances. It’s December in Berea.
#Browns
Browns coach Todd Monken was asked if he's sticking with Deshaun Watson as QB1.
A: "I'd rather just talk about today, because I haven't had time to even look at the tape."
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Thank you @browns
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Five-time Pro Bowl CB and Ohio native Denzel Ward has joined the ownership group of the Cleveland Guardians. Ward joins future Hall of Fame tight end Travis Kelce as recently announced minority investors in the Guardians ownership group led by Paul Dolan and David Blitzer. “Cleveland is my hometown. I’m so blessed to be able to show up for this city on the field and now as a part of the Guardians organization,” Ward said. “I couldn’t be more grateful to the Dolan family and David Blitzer for the opportunity to continue to pour into this community and give back to the best fans in the world.”
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