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I Mostly Copy Other People
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Keep thinking about that woman crushed to death in her car. Couldn’t even wash the memory away. Good morning. Don’t drink and drive. Stay away from semi trucks.
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Who even has a landline anymore?
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Ohio to Pennsylvania today. These are degenerate hours. Good morning.
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I really suck at this dating app thing. Don’t even ask what my first message was.
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Everything will change. Good morning. Happy Friday.
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I knew the Appalachian Mountains were beautiful and stretching, but was not expecting the sights I seen today. Goodnight.
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Gm from my messy hair
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It’s so cold out I had to turn the heat on IT’S THE MOSTTTT WONDERFUL TIMEEEE OF THE YEARRRRRR
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Still running this if you want to try your luck
Drop a picture of your face and I might edit it
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Canadians using Red to express national pride: 🍁☺️💕 🇨🇦 Americans using Red to express pride:
like i said insufferably Canadian
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South Carolina It’s dark af out here Pay your electric bills pls
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When you finally found your crush from middle school on Facebook but it says “Remembering” above her name.
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Look like trash Feel like trash But I’m showered Good morning part 2
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Looks Rare Good morning @jackbutcher
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Drop a picture of your face and I might edit it
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I’ve never met a rich and successful person who does porn not even once
i've never met a rich & successful person who watches porn not even once
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You don’t call Winter “snow”. You don’t call Spring “rain”. You don’t call Summer “heat”. Stop calling Autumn “fall”.
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Happy First day of AUTUMN from Orlando 🖤 🍂 🍁🎃👻 Good morning
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goodnight moon
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prae retweeted
selling artwork is fun untill someone called you a rugger
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