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Full PPR Final Guillotine Fantasy Football Rankings featuring things that look nuts, like:
Jalen Coker over Carnell Tate
Dallas Goedert in the top-100
Jaxson Dart QB15
Chuba Hubbard over Treyveon Henderson!
You're not drafting to win. You're drafting to Not Get Last. More below
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Did something a little different in today's Chopped/Guillotine Start and Sit episode. @GridironGreek and I opened today's show by going over the 10 Worst Waiver Wire Bids so far this season and I'm dead serious when I tell you, the worst one is unfathomable. Find the links below!
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You should always be selling this type of player! In a month he won't be startable. Nothing to do with him as a player or even the situation, but in a 12 team league it just gets really hard to roll him out there. Then down to 10? 8? No shot. Maximize value now!
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I think Pitts catching the 1 pass is worse than no catch at all. Disrespectful. Showing he clearly could have caught the ball more smh
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Not chop/guillotine related but I got to do some of the beta testing on this, it’s a really clean site that lets you do loads of cool things with data without needing to know how to code! I definitely recommend it!
Pleased to announce the launch of YUNO Sports, a data analytics site that my lovely wife and I built (literal mom and pop operation)
The idea: sports data methods have lived with coding dorks for too long. YUNO is about empowering to do it yourself 🧵 yunosports.com/?v=2
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If anyone out there saw an unbelievably bad Chopped (or guillotine or Knockout etc.) this last week PLEASE send it my way! I'm dropping a YouTube video tomorrow ranking the worst FAAB bids of the week and would love some more contributions!
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I have 299 followers that’s pretty cool! @PaulCharchian my goat, make it 300 for me ⁉️👀
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Screw it you can roster Tyler Badie in a pinch. Why not. Led the SEC in rushing in 2023!!!
As the Broncos start practice this week, running back Jonah Coleman is dealing with a sprained ankle that he suffered in Sunday’s game vs. Jacksonville, per source.
Denver RB RJ Harvey continues to make progress on his hamstring recovery, and the team also received good news on RB JK Dobbins, who left Sunday’s game early, but is expected to practice this week.
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Hate to do it to a legend but @cooterdoodle will absolutely be featured on this weeks Worst Bids show
Waiver Results Week 2
Saquon $399 by @MikeZakarian (next closest bid 226)
Tyler Shough $369 by @cooterdoodle (...22)
Ladd $275 by Zakarian (161)
Montgomery $211 by @tootsiepop6 (126)
Odunze $141 by Tootsie (39)
Golden $126 by BMoney (106)
Caleb Williams $5 by @primetimemock (2)
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I’m doing a “Worst Bids” section on Fridays show and this absolutely is making the cut
If you are having a bad day today, think about my league mate who bid $101 in our chopped league on Brian Robinson. @SleeperHQ
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My girlfriend is benching Colston Loveland in the wag league and I fear she’s about to learn the “once you bench him…” lesson
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Droppable. Go get AJ Dillon! There’s still some meat on that bone!
#Panthers RB Jonathon Brooks, who left Sunday’s win early, is expected to have surgery today to repair a core muscle injury that will land him on Injured Reserve, sources say.
Brooks is out at least 6 weeks, but should return with plenty of time to contribute down the stretch.
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We all need to join more leagues this offseason. The public simply is not sharp enough.
(Pwash is worth at least 180, maybe more if you really need it)
@DontGetLast Nevermind I found it….someone got Kaleb Johnson for $2 and dropped Parker Washington
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One of the most reliable ways to Not Get Last is just not doing this sort of thing!!! How!!???
(Also quick reminder to always put a dollar or two on everyone, even if you don’t need them)
@DontGetLast 46/54 leagues left and only prob half my waivers have cleared but craziest things I saw were $287 on Penix in a 1QB league and Loveland for FREE!
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I do my best to talk a little about every relevant player every week and how they can fit on your Guillotine/Chop/Knockout league roster. I talk about this week's best targets, toughest breaks, and most importantly, who to spend your FAAB on in Chop leagues in the episode below!
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Spotify Podcasts:
open.spotify.com/episode/1i1…
YouTube Link:
piped.video/watch?v=IYnzyofn…
Thanks for watching and listening!
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He was an extension of the (nonexistent) run game and now the run game exists!
Rashee Rice 2025 v 2026.
Average route depth: 5.3 --> 8.2
Targets: 29% --> 11%
Screen routes: 10% --> 3%
Small sample alert, but the role looks different with Kenneth Walker on the team so far.
Walker has a 21% target share.
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