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Working on the weekend again! But it's ok, it's for @nicsuzor so I know he'll be psyched to see what I've done. #allworkisplay no wait..?
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Being horrifically overweight immediately disqualifies you from the "Died From Natural Causes" category.
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The @witcheryfashion website is crashing with their one day sale.... My cart now refuses to add the discount :(
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#PROTIP: In the words of @KimKardashian, if congestion is cray cray on the roads, don't be ridic. Stay calm, be patient and drive safe.
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On the Gold Coast 0.9% of crime is caused by bikies. QUT's Dr Mark Lauchs says the biggest crime worry in QLD is physical assault
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RT @EffectiveMktg: 10 things to know if you are in the #Marketing Business. Have a look! buff.ly/19oX1W7
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Is there a noise law about babies crying, like there's a law about dogs barking? #justsaying
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You have until midnight tonight to save $30 on a green waste recycling bin. Join over 4,500 happy new bin owners! bne.cc/1hvDIPx
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Hurry up @igneato 😰 the pretentious creatures coming out of riparian are judging me for not being at a real job.
It's cold, windy, and rainy. Not the best day to edit your thesis outside. #phd
@NigelStobbs 36% said agreed the death penalty should be used for murder charges!? This surprises me. //@igneato
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If the internet were a horror movie, the shock ending would be that we've been using Bing this whole time.
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A mother has called for anti-grooming training for children following revelations of YMCA childcare centre abuse. ab.co/HfRW9H
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