Ft Collins, CO! Spend a little of your Halloween weekend with me as I do four shows at @TheComedyFort - it’s my first time at this club and only my second visit to the region! comedyfortcollins.com/events…

Had a blast interrupting THE DUNGEONMASTER aka RAGE WAR yesterday at Fantastic Fest with co-interrupters Doug Mellard, Roxy Castillo and John Erler. Thanks to James Pound for bringing in that weird ass movie! @fantasticfest @MasterPancake @elkmating

Hey FANTASTIC FEST friends (plus citizens of Austin, TX)! THE BENSON MOVIE INTERRUPTION is happening today in Theatre 4 of @alamodrafthouse on Lamar Blvd. Your badge gets you in, but there will be a stand-by line for non-badge holders.

JURASSIC FART

Fantastic Fest friends! If you are attending THE BENSON MOVIE INTERRUPTION on Monday at 2:00 at Alamo Drafthouse Lamar, bring a monster* movie that you’d like us to mock. On DVD or Blu-Ray please. *Monster movies is the theme of the fest this year @fantasticfest

Full blown fuckery.

Love this dude in USED CARS. Sell God a clunker. RIP

Say what you want about the Red Hot Chili Peppers but their lyrics suck juicy ass.

Hello, Austin, TX!

Fort Collins, CO! I’m doing stand-up at every stand-up’s favorite club, @TheComedyFort. Two shows Friday Oct 30 and two on Saturday Oct 31. Early shows are a 6:00 so you can go have trashy Halloween fun after or go to bed. comedyfortcollins.com/events…

THE ADVENTURES OF FJORD FAIRLANE

I am a day older than Tom Cruise. No one is asking me to be on the cover of Gentlemen’s Quarterly. But I did get an offer to be on the cover of Gentlemen’s Quarantine. Whatever that is.

How ‘bout you fuck off forever?