Canadians; We will come get your guns. Americans; We will IED you before you make it to the first house.

Female cat is evil. I can see it in her eyes.

RT @SteveInmanClips: He was ready. The robber was not.

Idk why cruise control is such a difficult concept for people. Almost every time I pass someone in the left lane, he or she speeds up.

Why the fuck can't I have a high-beam switch on the floor like a civilized human?

Ok smooth brain I got you. It’s not a “rocket engine” it’s a cold gas generator launch with attitude control motors. The same launch technique the Russian s400 uses. Each of those interceptors weight up to 4,185lb. The new roadster weighs around 3,700lb. The s400 has been using cold gas generator launches for almost 20 years (2007). Just because you don’t understand the physics and math doesn’t mean it’s not real. It just means you’re stupid and refuse to learn anything new.

From the Roadster launch, keep your eyes focused on the left side…

Do I have anger issues? Yes. Do I try and fight everyone? Yes Will I go to therapy, find out why I’m like this and fix my ways? No. No I won’t. No more questions

Some of y’all want a Tesla Roadster. I want a Toyota HiLux with a .50 Cal mounted in the bed. We are not the same.

Women will literally go to therapy instead of building a flying car.

Nineteen years ago this week @algore was chosen to receive the @NobelPrize for making a science fiction movie about climate. At the awards ceremony he predicted an ice-free Arctic by 2014. Since then, Arctic sea ice extent has increased 22%. noaadata.apps.nsidc.org/NOAA… noaadata.apps.nsidc.org/NOAA…

This is what fascism looks like. Disgusting show of Hunger Games esc wealth in the face of a climate crisis, world hunger, black oppression and genocide. Elon Musk is a threat to the world. I could do this with my eyes closed, it's not even impressive.

How times do your eyebrows catch on fire before you ask for T-shirt?

Elon just flew a car off a ramp with thrusters and Bernie is telling us how I need to pay the government more money. Make it make sense.

I wonder if they could actually manufacture this under ITAR?

New IMAX film this November, streaming and in theaters THE WATCH: America’s Nuclear Mission 😎🇺🇸💪☢️

Good morning from Northern Illinois, with a waning crescent moon with Jupiter above.