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Anyone actually watch (or believe) the circus clown last night? #LieRinseRepeat #smokefleet #TrumpLost2020 #smokefl33t
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I hate Ken Paxton on biblical grounds.
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Can I say something without people getting mad? No? OK cool so I'll say it I'm just not on board with AOC as President. Honestly, not at all. Too young, too new, I just don't see it And I also think it's a guaranteed Democratic loss. I mean no harm, I'm just expressing me.
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I lived through the Biden years when MAGA bitched and cried every fucking day about gas prices. When Joe Biden left office, gas was $3.10. Gas prices are now $4.47/gallon. Groceries, utilities are higher too. Diesel is TWICE it was under Biden. trump's tariffs and war did that. So MAGA, you can take your "Biden left us a mess," and shove it up your own asses. It has been 621 days. He was elected on LOWERING prices. All he's done in 612 days is: - stuff his own pockets - start a new fucking war - make billionaires RICHER - attack our mail-in ballots - cut healthcare for the poor - fall asleep in every meeting - messed up the reflecting pool - make everything more expensive - start a trade war with our neighbor - ban the press from the White House - try to put his name on Kennedy Center - got his son contracts with the Pentagon - weaponize the DOJ against his enemies - protect the pedophiles in the Epstein Files - bitch and whine about Biden and the media - tried to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario (nobody with sense is calling it that) But he hasn't done a damn thing about yours and my gas, groceries, housing, healthcare, and utilities. Stinky needs to go.
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Not the pilot scare tactics again. First it was Black pilot bad, but apparently Tuberville said Let me one-up that one. Why do they care if a pilot has a fetish for dressing up as an animal when Kash Patel is allowing folks who participate in bestiality into the FBI? They are not fucking serious! Follow donate and plan to vote for @DougJones #DemsUnited
🤡 @SenTuberville: “Many airline pilots, flight attendants, air traffic controllers are part of the furry community” Y’all — what is happening? How are Republicans really like this? Is this real life?
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BREAKING: Tommy Tuberville warns of flying furries.
TOMMY TUBERVILLE WARNS THAT “MANY” PILOTS, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS ARE FURRIES: “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this.” Tuberville claimed on the Senate floor that airline workers being part of the furry community poses a danger to passengers, saying a pilot “could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.”
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RETWEET if you stand with Kaitlan Collins against Trump!
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Byron Donalds has removed all Trump references, photos, and endorsements from his website. He’s still keeping the typos, though. miamiherald.com/news/politic…
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Fifth place Mace, hard at work
NEW: Rep. Nancy Mace has missed 103 of 314 House roll-call votes this Congress, roughly ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE votes. House voting records show Mace has been marked “Not Voting” 103 times, for a 33% absence rate during the 119th Congress. The House Clerk records 314 roll calls through Sept. 16.
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Why, if he did nothing wrong....right?
Trump Says His Son Will Pay Back Russian Businessman for Wedding Party nytimes.com/2026/09/19/us/po… via @NYTimes
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They’re gone….
All Trump pardons have been scrubbed from the @TheJusticeDept website: justice.gov/pardon/clemency-…
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So, state-run media. Donald Trump is the communist.
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Dumbfuck fucks up reflecting pool by hiring dumbfuck cheap ass fucking contractor. Has an innocent person arrested because he can’t ever accept responsibility for being a dumb fucking fuck up, and now we’re left with a fucked up pool that we own, but This stupid motherfucker abuses. Just like all his wives have been… what a fucking piece of shit.
State of the Reflecting Pool, from about 1,000 feet up.
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You’re gonna be real mad when you find out that 90%+ of the cheese makers out there use the same thing dummy. Y’all need to stop being stupid bigoted fucksticks.
In my opinion, Tillamook Cheese Company just flushed 117 years of business down the tube. Me, my family and many I know, will no longer purchase their Halal products. We are done, just like Bud Lite and Garth Brooks.
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Another day, another record broken. Every single day this week, diesel prices in South Carolina have broken the all-time record — now at $6.16 a gallon. LOWER THE DAMN DIESEL. SUSPEND THE DIESEL TAX.
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In the news this week. MAGA gets offended by cheese, pissed off by the Bills playing the Canadian National anthem, @SecKennedy is investigating chemtrails, and @potus is acting like a communist banning selected press from the @WhiteHouse Gotta laugh or else you'll cry
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Replying to @luvgod @Tillamook
There’s something almost poetic about discovering that the cheese you’ve enjoyed for years only became objectionable after someone told you it was Halal certified. Tillamook didn’t suddenly start “blessing cheese in the name of another god.” They’ve used vegetarian rennet with Halal certification since 2016, and their cheeses have been halal-friendly for years. Halal certification is fundamentally about whether ingredients and production meet certain requirements—it does not automatically mean somebody stood over your cheddar and prayed to Allah. So if you’ve been happily eating Tillamook for the last decade, enjoying every grilled cheese, cheeseburger and handful of shredded cheddar without experiencing a crisis of Christian faith, perhaps the problem isn’t what happened to the cheese. Perhaps the only thing that changed was that you found out Muslims could eat it too. And that distinction says considerably more about this outrage than it does about Tillamook.
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Next MAGA complaint...the Buffalo Bills having the Canadian National anthem sung before tonight's game..
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Trump says the Kennedy centre is a “loser financially” and that the Trump administration should receive recognition if they “raise money to carry it.” Weird that under Biden the Kennedy Centre FY2024 had a surplus of $40.7 million. The Kennedy Centre only became a “loser financially” when you put your grubby little hands on it.
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