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Sometimes I stay in the dark and think about what was and what could have been? How did I get to this position in life, how long will I remain at this point? When exactly is that spark of joy coming? Too much uncertainty in vanity.
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Buhari in 2014 when he campaigned in kano..He asked the crowd how much spaghetti is being sold in the market and the crowd responded with N95....The compassionate Buhari bursted into tears.....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I don’t know why people bother with peeling raw potatoes, rinse it well , and boil it. It’s way way easier to peel it when it’s cooked.
I have descaled a carton of croaker fish, I have sat and peeled and sliced over 20 onions, I have taken out 20 snails from there shells and cleaned them, I have peeled, cut and pounded yam for over 10 people.
And nothing still stresses me out than peeling fucking potatoes.
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Gonna see Doomsday first then DUNE
Appetizers come before the main meal
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And if e later sup, na Sujud ash-shukr I go first do, make Almighty Allah sef feel am say I no be ingrate at all.
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They don't miss on that. They'll shame you for being the mumu that always visit them
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Our parents ate with checking one-sided friendships. If they notice you’re always doing the visiting they’ll ask why your friend hasn’t visited you once. So stay in your house. 😂
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I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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everyone was talking about the first day streams forgetting it’s a surprise drop.
watch this song starts gaining more streams now, correct gbedu 🔥
🚨 Olamide’s “Burukutu” peaks at #47 on Spotify Nigeria Daily Top Songs chart with 81K streams. 📈
— It’s the biggest gainer on the chart, up 151 spots.
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