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Your human problems do not concern me
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Talarico put out the order to ban the chuds from wow forever
Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
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Went too hard last night and now my next burger is hospital room service. These two things are unrelated; we’re having a baby
Replying to @jerkuleez88
Almost done working my way through the menu. Buffalo burger is great but their limited edition pork belly burger was life changing (I almost died)
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"I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit." Hamas Piker just flat out admits he wants to imprison and kill democrats in a literal communist revolution. These are animals.
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What did you think two years to escape the underclass meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays?
JUST IN 🚨: U.S. 10-Year Treasury Yield soars above 5.13%, the highest level since the run-up to the Global Financial Crisis 🤯 👀
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They’re playing fart porn at the bar and it has Talarico commercials somehow
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Watching wow forever in a steering-wheelless cyber cab on my way to the bar because I still can
With the baby due in two weeks I have this sloth demon sitting on my shoulder saying when is the next time you can sleep in till noon, sit on the couch all day, or have a three martini lunch?
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Would be great if they would tell me which property this is for
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God.
I always wonder what exactly they’re resisting? 😆
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Update: it was her employer’s insurance that wouldn’t cover her maternity leave - the confusion came from her company having no set policy for this situation We had to get her doctor to write some bogus letters and now she’s getting 12 weeks off and a lower level of partial pay
My wife was just denied from her company’s three month maternity leave for having worked 40 fewer hours in the past 12 months than required
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With the baby due in two weeks I have this sloth demon sitting on my shoulder saying when is the next time you can sleep in till noon, sit on the couch all day, or have a three martini lunch?
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Anyway I’m sitting on the couch after sleeping in till ten and I’m going to the bar when I get hungry
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Frogo retweeted
Yes
Do bitches feel like Sims characters when they’re cooking food, and doing dishes? And doing household chores?
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"Somebody needs to run an experiment on Indeed where they apply to 100 jobs as a male versus as a female. My hypothesis is there’s blatant discrimination going on in corporate America (no shit, I know), and somebody needs to prove it."
Somebody needs to run an experiment on Indeed where they apply to 100 jobs as a male versus as a female. My hypothesis is there’s blatant discrimination going on in corporate America (no shit, I know), and somebody needs to prove it .
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Illegal collusion btw
OpenAI and Anthropic oversold AI security breaches to pressure feds into protecting turf: insiders trib.al/Jo6xMk5
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Frogo retweeted
Smoke less weed, pls
Praying. Still hoping to vote for Sasse for president one day.
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Fatass doesn’t understand begging doesn’t work while the food is still in the oven
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Bro gave up before I started eating and got nothing
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I can't I don't know how
Please stop retard posting I can’t take it anymore
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