"I hate that early bird. You know, the one who catches the worm. Get back in your nest, ya feathery little mug!" - Danny Dyer, Philosopher, 2016

London, England
Makes smells go (a).
Just got my new air freshener
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I know it’s cool to slag off Lewis Wing this season - and he’s not been at his best - but he has won the ball and played two vital passes for the goal that won the game here. Wish my off days looked like that. #readingfc
That match-winning moment for @ReadingFC! #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Genuinely astonished we’ve won that but 1-0 wins are great wins and who is going to say it? I will. Ballon D’orsett. #readingfc
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Absolutely incredible from Mark Allen. P.S. James Maclean thinks this man is weak.
A statement on yesterday….. Everything I said in that interview was true. However, rest assured I’m doing my best to turn things round. I have been in a mental health clinic for the last 10 weeks, finally discharging so I could attempt to play in Belfast I owed that to my family, in particular my daughter to see me play for what could be the last time….. I also owed it to the fans who have supported me throughout my 21 years on tour I also owed that to World Snooker who have been amazing from day on in all this, in particular Simon Brownell and Neil Tomkins who have remained in touch regularly, even Simon paying me a visit in the clinic itself I’m not ok, but I’m ok in that itself. I’ve been much worse in the last few months than you saw yesterday. I literally didn’t see a future in anything….. My daughter kept me going, the therapists, staff and all the other patients were amazing and helped me through some really dark days I see the light now that I couldn’t see before but I do now. I also know it won’t happen overnight. I’m a work in progress!!! My fight and determination on the table has always been there for ones to see. I need to show those same fighting qualities off it now for a while Please don’t detract anything from Jordan yesterday, he’s been aware of my struggles and that can’t have been easy to play in but he handled it with grace and skill as I knew he would. Im proud to call him a friend I hope the rest of the event is a success and I will continue my treatments going forward and then see what’s ahead Thank you to every single message I have received on here, instagram, Facebook, text messages and WhatsApp’s, I’ve seen them all but a bit overwhelmed to reply right now. Just know that they have helped me a lot but I’m not going anywhere just yet!!!! I have so much to live for and this is only the beginning of my new journey Also, I was not made to do any interviews, I was simply given a choice and felt I owed it to everyone to speak. The media team at WST have been incredible through all this too Thank you all x
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Just had to tell a woman on the tube that I’ve just had some bad news so she doesn’t know that I’m crying because of this 😂😂😂 #readingfc
Steve Coppell reflecting on Reading’s Premier League relegation and working under Sir John Madejski. #ReadingFC 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️
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Leam Richardson (rightly) singled Dorsett out in the week. Interesting because I think Leam has a soft spot for Dorsett, knows he’s a confidence player and has spoken about the stick he’s got… …so let’s see if this new “stick-based” approach works with him. #readingfc
How we line up for this afternoon's clash at Wigan Athletic! C'mon URZ!
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I think “warm in the sun, cold in the shade” may be my favourite genre of British weather.
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2016 - northern away game. Close to Manchester. Make a weekend of it, maybe even stay over and relive some uni magic. Train sesh, game sesh, night sesh. 2026 - six year old’s birthday party in a hellish soft play arena. I’m going to feel worse after the latter. #readingfc
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Would be statement worthy if they were announcing him as fully fit.
Chelsea Football Club has released the following update regarding Reece James.
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BREAKING: country catches cold in season famous for catching colds.
germwatch.co.uk - There is a widespread respiratory illness characterised by sore throat, runny nose, nasal congestion and cough, with occasional fever, headache and fatigue. The pattern appears in Scotland, Northern England, Midlands, South East and Wales.
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PSA: Watch South Park latest episode. The theme: “the most socially broken kids at school are now billionaires…but they’re still the most socially broken kids at school.” It’s basically this whole clip. youtube.com/shorts/a9Uk9VcFr…
I cannot believe this is real footage and not a parody. This is incredible. I mean straight of out Silicon Valley. I can just see the camera panning back to Richard and Jared or someone on the other side of the booth, stealing a glance at one another in quiet shock as they listen to this. x.com/pequityresearch/status…
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Can any site managers advise on how one grasses someone up for not wearing proper protective gear on site? #readingfc
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Again, the only possible negative you can draw from today is just how terrible MK Dons were. Winning 5-1 away from home in the league is never a bad result - especially when you’re missing two standout players. Happy days. #readingfc
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Big fan of Forest Green Rovers transfer policy this season. “Are you always injured?” “If you are not always injured, are you above this level?” “Do/Did you play for Reading?” #readingfc
A big welcome to Forest Green Rovers, 𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐜𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐲𝐫𝐞! #WeAreFGR💚
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Can’t be the only cricket fan who misread the news today and thought England’s bowling attack just got weaker. RIP Jeffrey Archer.
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Was thinking about how rare a Reading right back goal is… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Chris Gunter 280 apps 2 goals 🇬🇭 Andy Yiadom 244 apps 4 goals 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Udoka Godwin-Malife 8 apps 1 goal #readingfc #bcafc
A long throw into the box lands into Dokes's path who smashes home the equaliser! 65' | 👑1-1🐔
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Sometimes you don’t have to blame anyone and just say; “good goal”. “Good goal.” #readingfc #bcafc
Que manera de romper la mala racha... #BCAFC 🐓❤️
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Boxing press have got so blinkered by this Eddie Hearn-Dana White drama that they’ve just missed the two most newsworthy pieces of Turki’s chat. 1. It sounds like he’s going to die soon. 2. He just accused Dua Lipa of not liking Arabs.
Boos for Dana White after being mentioned by Turki Alalshikh at the Fury-AJ presser: “Big thanks to my brother, who is suddenly not here today, Dana White.” — Turki Alalshikh All smiles from Eddie Hearn 😁
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Even if you have foiled a suspected hijacking/pilot suicide, it remains unacceptable to clap at landing.
Footage from the plane landing in Saudi Arabia: Passengers who have survived a suspected hijacking and pilot suicide homicide attack singing "Am Yisrael Chai" the people of Israel live, a famous and powerful rallying cry for Jewish resilience.
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This show would get cancelled after one season for being unrealistic. It makes Designated Survivor look like a documentary.
🚨 BREAKING: The Times reports that the suspected bomb attack on RAF Fairford was foiled by one of the suspects who called 999 himself
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I’m so woke that whenever they say Alex Scott is coming on, I’m expecting to see her. #CZEENG
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