Yep, weβre a shit show again.
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Rodgers has been sacked 13 times in four weeks. The Colts rank 29th in pass-rush win rate. The stoppable force meets the movable object. Someone's streak is ending and I am NOT confident it's ours. Lol
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Redskins are down their QB1, RB1, and WR1. If the Colts lose to Washington's JV squad in London, I'm deleting this app for a month.
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Warren caught 9 balls for 55 yards Sunday and suddenly the middle of the field was...open? Turns out the game plan for a 6'6" TE is to NOT run him into double teams. Revolutionary stuff.
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And Daniel Jones...two fumbles in four minutes and we still won. The most Colts win imaginable. Shit was ugly and terrifying. Enjoy the cellar, Texans. See you in November!
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Every single NFL.com and ESPN picker took the Texans today. I get it, we've allowed 1,029 yards and canβt tackle for shit. None of them have watched this team break our hearts like we have. And that's exactly why I know Colts win today! LFG
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0-2. Every highway into Lucas Oil is under construction, the WR room is a hospital wing, and I'll still be screaming at my TV by 1:05 tomorrow. This is Stockholm syndrome.
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JT is going to run for 120+ tomorrow and save Steichen's job for another week. Houston hasn't allowed a 100-yard rusher yet. Taylor's been 2 and 6 yards short each game. He's DUE!
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Houston's ground game averaging 60 yards a game, under 3ypc. Derrick Henry put up 144 and 3 TDs on us. The Chiefs' backs went for 132. So obviously David Montgomery is going for 120 Sunday. It's Colts law.
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ESPN out here saying the Colts "bought high on Daniel Jones after the hottest half-season of his life." Two games into an $88M deal and the national media is already writing the eulogy. Brother, the defense is allowing 12+ yards a throw.
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The Daniel Jones-Darius Slayton reunion fixes NOTHING. We're just cosplaying the 2022 Giants nowβ¦Same QB, same WR, same "please God let the run game carry us" energy.
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Man, we need this so badly. This is the only thing that could reinvigorate my fandom right now.
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Our roster turnover is so fast these dudes are going to need name tags. Darius Slayton has been a Colt for one day and he's already a key starter. Normal franchise. π«
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The AR of the Cardinals organization. Teams just be destroying players. Please go save this man, and set AR free while weβre at it. Both deserve better.
Marvin Harrison Jr. has one reception across Arizona's first two games this season, following a 2025 marred by drops. Third-year former No. 4 pick, and the numbers keep shrinking every year.
What's actually broken here?
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0-2. Nine straight losses. Texans at home Sunday. Drop your final record prediction below closest guess gets to say "I told you so" in January, which is the only prize this franchise gives out.
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