PSA Don’t kill boxelder bugs. They are harmless, don’t bite, don’t carry disease and are an important part of your local ecosystem 😎 You can simply pick them up and move them outside if you don’t want them in your space 😻
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Café Terrace at Night (1888), by Vincent Van Gogh
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When I have sex with a woman it’s an act of love. Women who are promiscuous simply see it as mutual masterbation. And that’s very sad.
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I should have died with a spear in my chest in 420 BC fighting persians
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Circumcision is genital mutilation. It’s barbaric.
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Paul McCarney is a time traveler. Hear me out. When someone travels back in time they create a new timeline. He stole songs from other artists in his original timeline and came back and used them here, that’s how the Beatles had so many hit songs from different genres.
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I just re-watched The Happening. Hilarious movie. People make fun of Marky Marks acting but I think he did an excellent job considering the god awful dialogue he had to work with
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All my niggas love abortion
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Cure your compulsive wanking in three easy steps
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Mom used to buy a cd because she liked the hit single but all of the other songs were garbage
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Best Dragon Ball characters
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Jordan Peterson is an asshole and I could beat him in an arm wrestling match.
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Bob Lazar is a fraud.
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No babe I can't stop farting. I would explode.
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New crater found on mars sparks controversy
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Replying to @guggenheimbot
A room with grey energy, depressive energy. A mood put into a picture. Reminiscent of David Firth. Interesting to look at. Museum worthy? no. It's MS paint. It's low effort. Postmodernism SUCKS.
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What's the book you're currently reading or the last book you read? #Books #BookClub
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I hate postmodernism
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