So, to recap:
A time traveling mathematician who taught without a degree and worked for every major intelligence agency in the world while simultaneously controlling all of them; who was a prolific sex pest who either took part in or facilitated others to engage in the most over-the-top evil acts ever conceived of by a 14-year-old boy writing his first horror short stories; who knew literally everyone in every echelon of society and is responsible for everything from gamergate to microtransactions to the global housing collapse; who played World of Warcraft and got banned off XBox Live because he refused to give secret antibiotics to Bill Gates; who had dirt on almost every single person ever to come into his orbit and kept the biggest orgy of evidence known to man on an unsecured computer while using Gmail; ostensibly died by hanging himself with a roll of 1-ply toilet paper in a jail cell. And we're supposed to take the government's word for it that all of this is completely true and not such a laughable farce of an investigation peppered with enough real events to get a conviction that it ran the risk of embarrassing the FBI, DOJ, and multiple judges out of existence.
Right...