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Eileen @EileenButReal

19 Sep 2020

If you don't double stack lunchables don't talk to me

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 7

My friend wants me to drug her but idk how to get roofies lol

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 7

Okay, now send me money for Magic cards

Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 6

Got my account suspended last night. I owe you guys some ass for getting my account back

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 6

Got my account suspended last night. I owe you guys some ass for getting my account back

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 5

She didn't even like this one, chat am I washed?

Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 4

Started following oomfs private and now I have an even bigger crush 💀

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Nov 4

Started following oomfs private and now I have an even bigger crush 💀

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Nov 2

Kissed 4 girls and then got told I have "W Dick" yippeeeeeeeeeee

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Oct 31

Got a date with a pretty girlllllllll! I even asked her out in person! Big day for the ole Eileenster geheheheheheh

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Oct 30

LET'S GOOOOOOO

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

Oct 30

Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 30

Girl I'm hooking up with on Monday sent me music and it's ASSSSSSSS 😭

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 29

You're standing on my neck

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Oct 29

Airport cookie highkey strokin me off rn

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Oct 27

My dms are so emptyyy

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Oct 25

Passed out last night after jerking off to my best friend #win

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 25

I've started joke flirting with my bisexual coworker, pray for me...

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Oct 23

If we have matching shirts we are legally obligated to kiss

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 22

I had to start pacing around the room, holy shit

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

Oct 22

Charli XCX has been cast in Martin Scorsese's next film ‘WHAT HAPPENS AT NIGHT’, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence. The film follows a married couple who travel to a small town to adopt a baby but nothing is quite as it seems. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/global…)

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 22

I should be worshipped

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 22

I JUST FOUND MY BOSS ON TINDER LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oct 21

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

Home of DCU

@homeofdcu

Oct 21

DC announces 2027 will be the 'Year of Wonder' with Louise Simonson and Stephanie Williams taking over ‘Wonder Woman’. They also promise more Wonder Woman announcements throughout the year. (via aiptcomics.com/2026/10/21/dc…)

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Eileen @EileenButReal

Oct 21

Doing research on someone for a project rn, not the most fun to have to deadname them just to make sure I'm thorough

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