Host of Bar Cart Bookshelf. Writer. Author of COCKTAILS AND CONSOLES. He/him Professional Inquiries: elias.eells1@gmail.com

Crestwood, KY
COCKTAILS AND CONSOLES is here!! Thank you so much to everyone who has loved this book so far & thank you to everyone who is discovering it. I am so grateful. It is a tremendous gift to sit in hospitality with one another, to share the company of play & a delicious drink. Cheers!
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NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf, we're talking about COMFORT ME WITH APPLES by @catvalente, a domestic thriller with a sinister twist. Our drink, A Perfect Life, A Perfect Wife, is a fragrant and floral dessert cocktail with a fruit-forward backbone. Cheers!
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yeah, douglas adams is pure reddit humour. also, i watched this show called seinfeld, and it was so clearly just a tamer knock-off of always sunny! and then i tried watching this play called hamlet that everyone told me so good, but the plot and dialogue were full of cliches!
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Hey, I made some charts over the weekend. Think I should make more?
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NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talking about DAUGHTER OF REDWINTER by Ed McDonald. This Scottish-inspired adventure fantasy of grave-sight & grand ambition, wild magic & fierce resolve, is tremendously fun! Our drink is the Draoihn: whisky and apple and honey.
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Dune: here's a bunch of characters doing cultural appropriation to carry out their self-serving goals. it actively harms the culture they appropriate from, themselves, and the wider galaxy. twitter illiterates: but has anyone considered...that cultural appropriation is bad...?
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I’d be getting a lot more press releases and review copies if that were the case, pal.
Replying to @EliasEells
Also, show me a “person in publishing” who says their audience is gay guys and I’ll show you a liar.
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I promise you, there are not that many books for gay men and even fewer by them.
"Talk to anyone in publishing, and they’ll agree...they put out fiction for women, and for gay men, and for teens and tweens (mainly girls), there’s not much point in publishing novels for straight men. That audience has disappeared." wsj.com/opinion/free-express…
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Also, show me a “person in publishing” who says their audience is gay guys and I’ll show you a liar.
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Also: booze is back. Mark my words.
Trad backlash coming. Libertines rising. You heard it here first.
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conservatives once again prove completely incapable of grasping that all men are brothers
I have a friend who lives in Minneapolis. He told me the vast majority of protestors are white liberals. Not Muslims. Not Hindus. Not Hispanics. Not blacks. White liberals. They are fighting for foreign illegals who hate them. It truly is suicidal empathy.
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now more than ever we need heavy drinking and smoking, extravagant and excessive sex, offline debauchery of all kinds, remorseless cultural snobbery and a moral vanguard against vulgar poptimism. rip up the fiber optic cables in the street, talk about the weather
The trend of young millennials and zoomers referring to normal consumption of alcohol as being "alcoholism" is one of the weirdest and somewhat historically unprecedented trends. Young people basically being more rigid than older people, but on one random topic. Bizarre.
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And if I say that’s bad for culture?
everyone who is an aspiring actor needs to go to the tina fey school of authenticity is dangerous and expensive asap
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Scratched the itch for me lately
essential medievalfuturist post apocalyptic catholic speculative fiction for weird medieval guys enjoyers
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Being a Republican is a personality defect that infects normal social relations. You'll be trying to work with a random conservative vendor for like, tablecloth rentals and they'll just start complaining about how people speak Chinese, not even any people nearby.
"41 percent of Democratic college students would not support a Republican-run business, 37 percent would not be friends with a Republican, and 30 percent would not work for one. (The Republican numbers regarding Democrats were 7, 5, and 7 percent.)" theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…
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Hey you, yes you, when’s the last time you showed off your creative work? You should really show off your creative work.
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My debut beverage book is COCKTAILS AND CONSOLES! It’s great for folks who love video games, hosting, and good drinks (with PLENTY of mocktail options)! hachettebookgroup.com/titles…
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Hey, has your favorite been a root for a recommendation chart yet?
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Why’s he kinda…
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