All I do is talk shit and drink water.
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Ppl really clown on Anna for falling for Hans but if I met a man and within minutes we had a completely choreographed musical number worked out I would also think he was my soul mate?
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Icecream truck 9PM on a monday after being completely MIA the entire weekend is fucking diabolical
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I am very pro parenting like i think everyone who has even an inkling of desire to raise a child should do it. But I should mention the possibility of having to parent a toddler while pregnant... and you and your husband have a stomach virus... and you both work full time
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One thing im gonna do is keep the Spidey and His Amazing Friends soundtrack on blast even after daycare drop off
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there's a satc ep where carrie casually mentions she drank three lattes in one morning lmfao that's a lot of milk you nasty bitch!
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BREAKING: Iran has launched missiles toward Israel in response to their attack
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What layer of hell is "working mom during February break followed by 2 snow days"? And what did I do to get here?
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AI is getting out of hand because what do you mean you converted my bloodwork prescription into a podcast to make it easier to digest?
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Me: Ughhh someone just sent me an email
My nurse friends: my patient died today
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3rd year of thanking @cher for the best Christmas song since All I Want for Christmas is You
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This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.
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The Holidays were invented by Pzifer to increase lipitor sales
Idk how I'm going to make it through this antipasto season unscathed.
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I hate when chatgpt uses my past against me... I KNOW Greek dressing isn't the best choice with IBS, what are you my mom? Just give me the recipe.
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