History, dogs and Test match cricket. Mostly dogs though.
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This is what the sky will look like every night if you don’t give up your petrol cars, especially those big safe ones with the comfortable seats and fuck off engines that feel like you’re sitting in an armchair.
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Cider, veg, herbs, whole chicken to poach for a while before it becomes a pie filling.
Pies are great.
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Burnham sat down for 5 mins with our local tv news last night.
Every question met with a version of (puts on an earnest expression) “I hear your concerns” followed by 2 lines of absolute platitudinous cuntwaffle.
Just the strong leader we need in these dark times.
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"England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality." - George Orwell 🏴
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Just been to a greengrocers that doesn’t open until 9.
A few hot days doesn’t make us Spain ffs.
This country is off its tits.
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I’ve just been reading about how vulnerable we are to a diesel shock in light of Trumps withholding talk.
The absolute state of this place. We are not so much a country at the moment, more of a pissed clown show ffs.
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Lots of these excellent BBC docs on YouTube that prove that once upon a time the Beeb could engage with the working class without an opening stance of “What are you horrendous Oiks up to now?”
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Just heard a lad on the radio say that North Sea oil is of such good quality that you get more refined product than from elsewhere.
We are governed by complete dribbling spazmaloids.
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When your Mrs is on the phone inviting her parents round to stay all over Christmas.
uk politics reaction video
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I’m am experiencing a cracking bout of insomnia at the moment.
Keep nodding out like a junkie on Giro day by about 9 PM and then up like an owl all through the night.
The absolute joys.
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When you realise that comparing pork scratchings to scampi fries doesn’t cut it in world geopolitics.
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The fact that you think the Conservatives are so right wing that you have a moral duty to stop them is priceless. Wasn’t the “Boriswave” of 4.2 million immigrants enough for you?
Get on your monkey spunk moped Davey and do one.
Standing here on Brighton beach, I know this is the fight of our lives.
Now more than ever, we must offer real hope and fix Britain's broken political system together.
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I see they’re re-showing the Dukes of Hazard every night at the moment.
That mysterious programme in the late 70’s that your dad never minded sitting with the children to watch.
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I wonder if the LED by Donkeys supporting crowd are taking Tristan and Noah down to the climbing ropes in Dulwich park after their tutor leaves to limber up for any upcoming conflict?
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