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Once money enter my Wema, I dey quick transfer am go another bank account before dem start to dey slimfit am.
Wema is best in deducting random 50 naira at odd intervals.
Maybe I need it to buy some of their shares on NGX so that all the deducted 50naira will not be for nothing.
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You participated in the buyer’s fraudulent act by agreeing to pad the receipt for him. I’m surprised that you’re surprised that he made a U-turn.
We negotiated and you agreed to buy the laptop for 1m
You said I should put 1.7m on the receipt
Laptop got to the delivery point
They sent you 1.7m you are now pricing me again , down to 800k
Shey God will not help me punish you like this you this greedy person 😭😭😭
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- Sorry to say this but you are not meant to become rich from public service. Those custom officers flaunting houses and cars worth several millions (that is not commensurate to their salaries) got them illegally.
- DSS is a clandestine service. Your life is clandestine. For some of them, they can't even tell you where they work not to talk of flaunting wealth. You cannot become popular on a DSS job. The service rules simply don't allow for that.
- Again, you can't become wealthy from public service. Your salary simply doesn't allow that.
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Online doctor has diagnosed them as autistic.
Btw, it’s okay not to find it funny. I’ll rather look at the bright side: he’s providing for them and their families. Guess what, the money he’s using to provide for them is coming from that same content you don’t like.
Before he brought them under his wings, those men were languishing in poverty in Ogbomosho. Have you seen where Lamidi Yekini was living (with his grandmother) before that guy took him in?
Their life has been so good that Gbenga, one of the ‘association members,’ who is clearly not “autistic” (using your online diagnosis. Lol) would rather remain with Malay Ike than return to his vulcanizer work. He said he has never had life that good so he’s not gonna leave Malay or the association.
Those autistic guys they referred to as “Didirin Associates”, I still don’t find anything funny about it.
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We can criticize him only if he is treating them poorly. Until then, he’s not doing bad.
To add, all the people in that association have the consent of their family to be there with Malay, with some of them even having contracts. So it’s not like he stole them or something.
Lastly, all of them are living in Ogbomosho.
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😂😂😭😭😭 God! Water full my eye. 💔
The exam was probably trying to test more than just technical knowledge. After all, you’re not going into IT to live inside a server room forever, so knowing the country’s history and institutions matters too.
Digital skills + Nigerian history = complete package.
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You can’t compare an integrated energy company with a downstream company.
P.S: Dangote Group needs to do better with staff welfare and compensation.
NNPCL generated ₦21.72tn and ₦2.28tn profit while Dangote Refinery generated ₦19.47tn revenue with ₦2.55tn profit.
Both generated similar figures and their profit are similar but NNPCL pays their staffs better far more than what Dangote Refinery pays their staffs.
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Na until Otunba find you and @Officially_Kriz 😂😂😂😂
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Win rate is up. Total win so far: 62
Win rate is getting better. Avg return is low right now cos I'm only allowing it make small trades since it's still in testing. But the bot looks promising - it is getting smarter at evaluating, picking the right market, calculating probabilities using several real-time contexts and staking funds based on calculated margins.
I just introduced Jev into the trading engine tonight so I guess we'll see how that improves it in the next few days.
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Win rate is getting better. Avg return is low right now cos I'm only allowing it make small trades since it's still in testing. But the bot looks promising - it is getting smarter at evaluating, picking the right market, calculating probabilities using several real-time contexts and staking funds based on calculated margins.
I just introduced Jev into the trading engine tonight so I guess we'll see how that improves it in the next few days.
I built an AI-powered trading bot for the @baysemarkets prediction markets.
It autonomously scans markets, calculates statistical edges, intelligently gathers external market context before deciding what to trade, sizes positions using the Kelly Criterion, and executes trades (in naira), all with strict risk controls (10% max per trade, 30% daily cap, 3% minimum profit threshold, etc.).
Right now, it's just a personal bot, but if I see it perform super well over time, I might open it to the public.
Over the past few days, I've been testing it with a small balance in my @baysemarkets wallet. It placed trades only on 48-hour outcome markets, giving higher priority to markets with outcomes due within 24 hours (just so that I can get quick results)
Here are the bot's performance metrics so far:
- Total market trades: 58 (two failed, so 56)
- Total losses: 33 ( = -₦9,542.95)
- Total wins: 15 (= +₦24,958.38)
- Total PnL: ₦15,415.43
- Win rate: 31.3%
I'm gonna spend the next couple of days improving the trading engine capabilities and intelligence. I want the bot to make more impactful yields.
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Man fought hard to get the unions out. lol.
The unions would have resisted this.
For more context, about 4,016 employees which is roughly 98% of the workforce earn below N500k net salary per month.
Only around 2% earn above N500k net monthly.
The numbers indicate a workforce structure where the big paycheques are concentrated among a very small percentage of employees.
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Broooo, the AI space has been super hot 🔥 lately. Love it.
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Today we're open-sourcing CUA-S1-FORMS, the first in the family: github.com/trycua/cua
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Head of product will be so confused seeing a tweet calling for them to be fired 😂😂
You people don’t have sense. You should sack your head of product
I expected this to happen.
Three weeks before today, you’re meant to:
1. Scale up network capacity
2. Scale app servers horizontal
3. Prepare the authentication system
4. Pre-scale before the IPO
5. Load-Test the entire system
You guys generate lots of revenue, but you don’t want to bear the engineering cost of process improvements.
If you’re having difficulties using your bamboo like me, please use @Afrinvest instead
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Nothing to see here, just @TunjiDisu1 boys on illegal errands as usual. Later @CspIniedu will come here to tell us "...these are just the few bad eggs in the force."
At this point, given the several allegations and concerns surrounding the conduct of many officers (although Iniedu and his bosses will say "some officers"), it is understandable why some Nigerians have come to view the Nigerian Police as an institution deeply compromised by criminality and misconduct.
“Officer, what is my offence? Why are you removing my car’s plate number?”
— Between a young Nigerian man and a Nigerian police officer.
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