Man, you can't even get black out drunk, show up to the house of the girl you're casually dating, let yourself in, and rape her. Really tough out there for heterosexual men.
Good luck being a heterosexual male Democratic candidate anymore with even a whiff of anything but the most pristine romantic/dating history, because wherever you might fall on the party's ideological spectrum, the minute you hit national notoriety, the knives are coming out hard