I make you feel good about hating your job.
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I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.
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If a coworker is getting on your nerves today remember, someone is probably married to them and has to hang out with them and they're not even getting paid to do it.
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Wait, before email existed… did people just leave work and nobody could contact them until the next day?
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Everyday at work I wonder if they put this team of coworkers together around me to film an undercover TV show to see how long it takes me to finally snap
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When a coworker says “this is just between us,” pull out a notebook and three highlighters. Become ungovernable.
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When someone starts screen sharing, say “oh no.” Refuse to elaborate. Become ungovernable.
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When your boss asks you to “prioritize accordingly,” ask them to rank everything they’ve called urgent this week. Become ungovernable.
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When a coworker says “sorry to bother you,” say “thank you for acknowledging it.” Become ungovernable.
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When someone says “we’re all on the same page,” ask what page number. Refuse to proceed without it. Become ungovernable.
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My boss tried to talk to me about ignoring my team members’ messages. I told him I’m not ignoring them. I’m creating an independent problem-solving environment. Become ungovernable.
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At 25 | dreamed of climbing the corporate ladder now I dream of falling off the ladder so I can collect worker's comp.
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Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered
Me: can you work today
Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would
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I'm so done with this shit" I say as I continue to responsibly do my job to the best of my ability.
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I’m the opposite of AI. It took me an hour to write one email and I haven’t had any water today.
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