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Everyone in crypto aspires to be a NEET To never have to work again But for many it's just not that easy - responsibilities, a job that just about keeps the lights on, no freetime - they feel trapped $Employim is live, paired with neet For all the employim trying to make it
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Running to the toilet at work before they ask me to actually do any work
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Boss: ‘there is only one boss in this office’ Me: starts doing push ups during the meeting while maintaining eye contact
himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟
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Applying to jobs these days is a humiliation ritual
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Shit man
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We all know the pain
Mesh🇧🇧
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Job interviewer: It says in your resume you went to Harvard University? Me: Yes, for my cousin’s graduation Job interviewer:
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i blew up the toilet at work so bad i redownloaded LinkedIn
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making millions of dollars without ever working a job should be our birthright
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The type of people i gotta deal with at work:
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I fantasized about this in highschool
Corporate jobs are so funny you’ll be 23 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 56 year old woman
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All made by employim btw
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I can see why the Italians saw this and invented unemployment
𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒
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Every single day
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Boomers will straight up laugh in your face if you tell them you don't own any property at the ripe age of 28
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Listening to rap on public transport tomorrow gonna hit different
my favorite part of being rich so far is actually being able to relate to rap lyrics
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gonna graduate with $25k of debt and make $40k a year
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Corporations should follow this one simple trick
I personally check every account I interact with. If the account is Indian or African, I refuse to engage.
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This shit is so inspiring
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“We're a big family here, so the Sunday pizza parties at the office are mandatory”
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