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John Halo
@EpicMasterChief
This is Spartan 117
Delta Halo
Joined August 2012
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John Halo
@EpicMasterChief
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Imagine all the time and manpower it must have taken to open up the color grade dashboard in Da Vinci and slide the dot over to blue
Stephen Ford
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i want to send primtime's colorist vandercruyssen a big box of cookies
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Incredible
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John Halo
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I have to admit the song a wannabe rapper I went to high school with made is pretty good because it gets stuck in my head to this day
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John Halo
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Asking shawty what’s her favorite monster truck
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Sunday noms
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John Halo
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I bought a big thing of rice wine and cooked with it once and then put it right back in the pantry like it wouldn’t go rancid in there
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John Halo
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RT
@panoptisean
: Does anyone else think that um… cowboys… or like cavemen… used to uhh… do things a more right way than the modern day type…
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John Halo
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My name is Dennis Office
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John Halo
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Marky mark and julliane moore’s relationship in boogie nights is lowkey problematic
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John Halo
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I saw this woman park her car in an abandoned lot, get out and immediately start twerking
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Xbox360 had kids calling themselves Xx_AscendantRuminant_xX
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@Sshowghoul
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Hi I'm Chris handsome, you see how I look right?
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John Halo
@EpicMasterChief
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Idk how people can lift for multiple hours apart from chemical assistance once I go past the 50 minute mark my body is about ready to shut down
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John Halo
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One man’s vibe is another man’s larper
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John Halo
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My dad used to go street racing with me in the car groceries flying around in the trunk
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John Halo
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Doing neutral drops in the 2007 Altima
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John Halo
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This is the UNSC Sorry for Party Rocking
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John Halo
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75% of men today
Old Man Rattle
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taking 6 pills and pretending muscle milk is gonna give me goku powers
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John Halo
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It take me like 30 minutes to get a shawarma because it’s just one auntie on the grill but I’ll be damned if she isn’t giving it her best
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John Halo
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I have not had good luck with Northlight games on PC and it makes me scared to drop any money on new Control
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