They said it was going to change human productivity forever.
They promised a total paradigm shift: a mind-reading autonomous system that would seamlessly process our immediate intentions, integrate into our daily workflows, replace legacy infrastructure, and scale human speed exponentially overnight.
Top Silicon Valley VCs poured in billions, claiming it would reach a 10-figure valuation faster than any platform in history and render traditional models completely obsolete.
People genuinely believed future cities would be rebuilt ground-up around it, freeing us from the physical constraints of traditional transit. We spent an entire year in breathless hype, waiting for the unveiling of this world-altering technology...
Only for it to be a 100-pound, $5,000 motorized standing scooter that got banned from sidewalks and adopted strictly by mall cops and—you guessed it—SEGWAY tour groups.
So when people tell me AI is going to wipe out humanity, I just hope it can keep up with a SEGWAY when it chases me down the sidewalk.