🚨Under no circumstances should you attend Trump’s July 4th event
He is aware that temperatures may be literally *deadly* but is doing a “really long speech just to show that I could do anything” at 9:45PM *before* fireworks.
Also, CBS did NOT air his event much less make it “one of the highest rated fights in history.” It was Paramount+ only.
He lives in a world where the planet will suddenly change the weather for him—where events that never happened become precedent for the future. He’s relying on his divine powers to prevent people from dying on July 4th.
Read it.
“On July 4th, it's going to be approximately 107 degrees out. And I'm going to go and I'm going to make a really long speech just to show that I could do anything.
It's going to be 107. But you know what? They also predicted the fight that we had three weeks ago was unbelievable at the White House.
They said, "A week before, six days, five days, four days, three days, two days, one day." They said, "It was going to rain. It's going to be horrible. You're going to have to cancel the fight." Sure, we're going to have to count. This was a big event. This was one of the highest rated fights in history.
It was on CBS National on a Sunday night. That is Saturday night. Saturday night's called Death Valley, for television. I know a lot about ratings. But Sunday night's very good and it was broadcast on CBS and network. And it got among the highest ratings, any fight has ever gotten.
But they said it was going to rain. And I talked to Dana white I said, "Dana, I don't know. This is bad." Sir, it's 100 percent chance of rain. I said, "You sure? Like maybe 90?" No, 100 percent, sir. So it was seven o'clock and it wasn't raining. And it started at eight o'clock and we were going to delay it till 12 o'clock midnight. I said, "That's not good." But it wasn't raining at eight o'clock. It wasn't raining at eight o'clock. And we had the fight on time and it never rained. Never.
So you never know about whether forecasting do you, the only money we spend, we spend all that money. That's happened before. We had a big march in Washington. You remember that? That was going to be rained out, sir. We're going to have to change it. Rained out, never rained. So we're getting pretty good at that.”
This is going to be a total and complete shitshow.
The El Niño-fueled heat dome is going to be parked over this marathon. It’s going to be pure misery.
Also, a 45-minute speech to start at 9:45PM, before fireworks start?
No parent saw this schedule. This will be a war zone.