Leader of the patriotic German center-left | 29 | @altwynner
Vienna, Austria
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President Ursula von der Leyen officially announced the EUβINC today at Davos!
A single legal entity for all European founders to grow massive companies in Europe. Online incorporation in 48 hours. No more bureaucratic mess across European borders.
All of you made this happen!
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What you think the hardest part about going to the gym will be: The lifts, the nutrition, keeping to a routine.
What actually becomes the hardest part: Rest days
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If you want to work in Austria but worry about speaking German, rest assured that you can nail 90% of office social interactions just with the words βServusβ and βMahlzeitβ.
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Has Paris considered asking Berlin police for help? Theyβd get this under control in around 5 minutes.
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Has anyone ever tasted something they were cooking and thought βthis could really use some more bay leafβ?
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Maybe itβs the industry Iβm in but every office Iβve worked at was stacked with Ibuprofen and filled with enthusiastic users. No idea who these βdonβt use Ibuprofenβ Germans are and where they work.
yes. they do just suffer. one time when we first moved to Germany my husband got a migraine at work and asked a coworker if they had an ibuprofen, which is a very common thing to do in the US if you need a painkiller. he might as well have asked them for heroin. she was appalled. she said βif you feel sick you should go home, lay down, and drink some teaβ. he said βbut i donβt want to do that. i am working on something.β βwe have sick leave, unlike in America.β βyeah thatβs great but i donβt want to go home and sit on the couch with a headache!! i want to not have a headache!!β he left work, got ibuprofen from the pharmacy, and went back to finish the day with no headache. itβs just a total culture clash. we fundamentally cannot understand each other here.
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