Meteora DLMM LP. I don't predict memecoins, I rent liquidity to people who do. Real on-chain PnL • Bots that work while I sleep • NFA @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN

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These are the updated links to important posts that I have made over the months of doing DLMM. Some have been updated but idea remains the same. Bookmark to read when you have time. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN ======================================= Old Screening Method nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1949… DLMM pool choosing nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1950… Old Exit Strategy nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1951… Updated Exit Strategy nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1963… Big Summary of Evil Panda Strategy nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2004… Evil Panda Strategy vs -97% rug nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2008… Why you need to Data nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2007… Which Data to record nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1985… Coins to Avoid nitter.net/EvilPanda/status/20196… DLMM to DCA into SOL nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2022… Ape In Strat Article nitter.net/EvilPanda/status/20135… ====================================== Know Yourself nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2004… Why you should avoid Leverage nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1981… Why I don't have a profit target everyday nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2009… ======================================= Small Beginnings nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1995… Grind Everyday nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1980… November 2025 Wins nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1993… December 2025 Wins nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2004… Biggest 2025 Win nitter.net/tendorian9/status/1993… ======================================== Videos Evil Panda Q&A Part 1 piped.video/zlVsEigOOnk Evil Panda Q&A Part 2 nitter.net/EvilPanda/status/20305… Evil Panda Q&A Part 3 piped.video/5UqBt8lmofo ======================================== Funny Videos Evil Panda Strat Funny Video nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2017… Ape In Video nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2016… Valentine 2026 video nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2022… CNY 2026 video nitter.net/tendorian9/status/2023… ========================================
Happy Lunar New Year 2026 to everyone that is celebrating. I curse you all to have a profitable DLMM Gud Fee Tek Year ahead on Meteora. Lots of SOL and USDC earned, happiness and good health to everyone. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Another Profitable Evil Panda strat, a +10% gain in 20hours. The trick is the coin selection, pick a coin that you and your experience knows that it is not going to rug right away. Then just open a wide -90% range and wait it out. As long as price chops in the range, we earn fees and eventually when a pump happens, we can close in profits. Again yes it is capital inefficient to have so much SOL on the downside unused, but that is just insurance for me in case the token decided to make a big dump. Peace of mind is not cheap. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Buat yang mau blajar LP di Meteora dari nol, malem ini ada sesi 1 dari LP Academy. Gratis tinggal hadir.
Pasang alarm kalian 🔔 LP Academy Live hari pertama mulai besok jam 20.00 WIB, diisi Yunus @0xyunss dan Pastel @pesaluyy 🎤 Gratis dan terbuka untuk umum. Sampai jumpa di @MeteoraIDN YouTube & X 🦅 @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy
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A sudden pump gave +$716 in profits for this token. Once in a while you get lucky and a couple of positions underwater suddenly gets a sudden pump out of nowhere after a certain influencer bought a bag. Price went back to where I opened the position for the first one, then went out of range to the top for the second position. LP everyday and once in a while you get pleasant surprises. Only possible on Meteora. Use my ref code for good karma. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
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An easy $231 win over 9h of holding a two sided bid ask position on Meteora. The good part for this position is that the drawdown is not much, the token just kept going up and up until it went out of range to the top. Once in a while we get such lucky entries where we dont have to sweat about drawdowns. This is just bread and butter for most LPers, learn today so you can join in printing from the markets. Like what Trump said, the whole world is becoming like a casino, so why dont we become the liquidity providers for the gamblers of the whole world. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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After earning from the 100/5% pool and the rug happened from ATH, I waited for a consolidation before entering the pools again to keep earning from fees and gains. The token fundamentals is not bad that was why I was waiting to LP on it again. So I entered the 100/1% pool after the dump and kept printing from there at every sideways chop. Currently up another +10.78sol from the 100/1% pool. Hope it continues. There is a time to LP and a time to wait, just have to understand that cycle. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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A whopping $497 or 65% win on this token. Yes the pool shape is wonky on one side cos I was testing out a pool shape strategy that I don't have to keep adding into positions. Price actually held steady for around 8 hours until it suddenly made a huge pump where most of my fees came from. It was a lucky pump, but you need to be in the grind to get that luck. It's like saying, To win the lottery you need to buy a ticket. Luck will eventually fall onto the survivors. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Earned +$290 from a good coin in just 90mins, but the price made a huge dump right after I opened my pool position, but it started to grind back up after that so all good. The great part was price remained in range so the position was able to keep printing fees from the thick part of my liquidity at the start. All these happened while I was sleeping cos I made a bot that manages my positions, I suggest everyone to learn how to vibe code a bot that is suited to your needs. Hint : use a smart AI. Always much to do during the grind, LP is my lifestyle. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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A simple play to catch $206 win from a token that is dumping. The token has started dumping so I opened a 2 sided bidask position on Meteora, then I just let it farm token fees as it keeps going down, then when the rebound comes, those token fees are worth so much more, increasing the profits. A very standard everyday play for my strategy. LP is my lifestyle. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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A nice coin that broke out, late to LP this coin but still good to earn fees and gains from. Managed over +11sol in less than 2 days of LPing. The token mostly went sideways and that is what we LPers like, fees accumulate when price action is boring. Open SOL sided spot/bidask on Meteora when price is high, then add a double sided bidask when price dumps, then wait for a bounce and take the profits, rinse and repeat. It becomes second nature once you get the hang of it, and probably even make a bot to do it like me. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Gained more than 13sol on this one. Another great coin that just chops sideways for so long. After that huge pump, most tokens tend to just dump and die, but not this one. Lots of sideways chop only means heaven for LPers like me. Non stop fee printing and gains from random pumps. Until it looks like it is going to breakout up or down, we get out and wait first. LP is easy to learn but hard to master, it will take some time, the learning curve is steep. But it will be all worth it when you understand it. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
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Earned over +10sol doing LP on a token that just chop sideways. After a big run up, a good token tends to just chop sideways and that is where we LPers earn our moonies. Just keep the price in range and we will keep printing. Nothing complicated, but it does take time to understand the LP game if starting from zero. It's not that hard, once you start, you will see a whole new world of trading. So start today, head over to LP Army website to read up and maybe test out some strategies on Playground. Then head over to the different discords to ask further questions. Once you understand LP, it will become a lifestyle. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Once in a while I like to go drunk degen LP and play on really new coins, saw this coin just launched. So I bought some and put into a 400/5% pool 2 sided bid/ask position. Then let it farm fees which tends to be crazy good for new tokens. It even went out of range for a while but I did not close it, cos I was busy doing something else. But I already set my bot to manage it anyway, so I could do other stuffs and feel safe. Then price just roundtripped the gains but I was still able to close with a +100% gain, where else can you make a 100% gain even when you roundtrip a position. Only possible on Meteora. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Great farming this one for over 10sol. After a huge breakout, I see that the price is just chopping sideways, so that is what I like. Kept printing fees and gains as it just chops sideways. Wonderful price action. There are ample opportunities in the market every single day, there is no need to fomo chase every token pump, no need to be jealous of other people's greens. Just focus on yourself, eventually you will reach the stage you desire, it is not easy work and not something instant, takes a lot of time and emotion to get it right. But as you mature into it, everything becomes easier. That loss doesn't annoy you anymore, that missed pump doesn't make you fomo anymore, people posting huge pnls doesnt bother you anymore, everyone has their own time to make it. Don't give up @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Di minggu ketiga bulan ini nge LP di Meteora sudah hampir sampe +150sol. Strategi sudah stabil, jd tinggal dijalankan saja. Siap2 di bull market mungkin lebih kenceng lg ijo nya. AMA malem ini di MET IDN discord, siapin pertanyaan2 tentang LP. Dari jam 10 malem sampe selesai. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy
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A sudden pump made me earn around $1600 and averaging +136% gains over 2 positions. Both positions were 2 sided bid ask and price went out of range of the first position for some time, so I opened a second position and just kept printing fees. Then out of nowhere a sudden huge pump happened and my positions were taken out as PnL went positive and my bot decided it was enough. Both positions closed for juicy wins. I went and checked and found that most of the fee gains were from that one huge pump, nice surprises can happen once in a while. The bull market is back! @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
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Besok Hari Minggu Jam 10 malem sampe selesai. Siapin pertanyaan2 tentang LP ato Meteora.
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Another Evilpanda wide strat win, yes it took over 2 days to earn only +10% gain, but hey we are not in a rush to be rich. LP is a marathon, if you ask anyone that they can earn 5% everyday, everyone will take it. Is wide strat capital inefficient? Yes Does it give peace of mind? Yes Can I sleep well with wide strat? Yes That is all that matters to me, earning good money while I can have a good sleep. Earning good money while I dont have to stare at the screen all day. Only possible on Meteora. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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The Evil Panda Strat and Bonus Stage Strat visualized when a runner appears
The Evil Panda Strat is a good start for beginner LP to use. It helps to understand how fees are earned from the pools. And the best thing is how people can firstly understand how to earn even when price is going down. Evil Panda strat from the top, then wait for a big dump, especially when other people have given up, open a two sided bid ask using Ape In, then wait for Exit Signal to close everything in profit. @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
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Are you ready for the bull run? Did you accumulate SOL the past 4 months or did you listen to the doomers and waited for lower prices which never came? Did you accumulate SOL from doing LP on Meteora like we LPers did? If you did, congrats, we will keep earning more and more SOL going forward as the price increases. Play the long game.
I will just leave it here, remember to play the long game. I am just earning as much solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 as I can from trenching and LP on Meteora before the next bull market begins. SOL accumulation range for me is $50-$85 area. Again, play the long term game.
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Another EvilPanda strat win, a -90% range from near ATH to print fees from for 17hours. Indeed the price made a huge dump to around -82% from ATH but it does not faze me. I've set up my range to cover a huge dump and keep printing fees as long as price is in range. And it just needed a bounce to put me in profits. Where else can you be profitable with closing a position on a lower price than when you started. Only possible on Meteora. People panic selling are our customers and volatility is our friend. @met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
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