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Convinced the developmentally disabled guy at work the Giants just signed Colin Kaepernick and he's so happy he hugged me
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I can tell I'm old now because the spots and times I pick to surf I only run into the same old guys out there
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Here I've been having as much unprotected anal sex with strange men as possible when all along the secret to successful bug chasing was just going to Fiji and Bluetoothing
1 out of 60 adults in Fiji has HIV because they not only share needles, but there is a practice called “Bluetoothing” where they take the blood of someone who just used meth and inject it into themselves for a cheap high.
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[Staring at the ESPN Fantasy football app for a minute]
(Visibly frustrated) All these niggas is questionable!
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This is like declaring a state of emergency because the Old Farmer's Almanac is predicting a blight this harvest
Gov. Newsom declares State of emergency ahead of El Niño ktvu.com/video/fmc-p3weh6xtm…
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90 minutes of retards banging pots and pans at 7 pm en mass for the “essential workers”.
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People point out "Eddington" exists (which I hadn't previously heard of) but I don't mean some satire art-house film (which mostly proves my point.)
Look how many movies covered WW2, for example. There won't be any serious movies about covid because it was an unserious scam.
It's funny how covid was this big unprecedented historical event but they're never going to make any movies about it because it would make everyone look retarded
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It's funny how covid was this big unprecedented historical event but they're never going to make any movies about it because it would make everyone look retarded
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