“99% of gamblers quit before they win big.” 【 RP + Parody acc, posts may be triggering 】 (ifb selectively) #parodytwt #forsakentwt 🎰

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【 Pre-Forsaken Chance Event Yippee! Temp📌 】
⠀iʹm ⠀a ⠀mess ⠀and ⠀i ⠀will ⠀always ⠀be. ⠀do ⠀you ⠀wanna ⠀stick ⠀around ⠀and ⠀see ⠀me ⠀𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 .ᐣ
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もっとおやつが欲しいごましお #うさぎ
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🥲 “ Ough. I shouldn’... have... betted. ”
[He holds out his elbow, smacking it a few times.] hup! [it just jumps onto Chance, elbowing them in the chest. Ouch.]
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“ Ya’ good dude? ”
Unfortunately, Vincent would lose balance after.
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how it feels sometimes
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“ I bet big time! ”
Ya wanna bet? [She looks so smug.]
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I do
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International Rabbit Day? He thought that was every day.
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雨ばっかりでご機嫌斜めのゴンちゃんです🐰 Gon-chan the rabbit is grumpy because it rains every day. #bunny
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“ ... As freakin’ if. ”
Pfft-! I could probably bodyslam ya!
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“ I oughta kick yer ass but I’ll save that ass kickin’ fur another time. ” They’d scoff.
[He leans over the other.] Sorryyyy...
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They’d lay down, wincing in pain a bit. “ ...Very funny. ”
[He enters a cackling fit. Genuine evil.] Sorry, sorry! Fuck, I couldnt help it.
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Chance immediately sat up before they lost their strength in their legs. He’d hop down from the tree but fell to his knees the second he tried to stand. “ Gosh dang it, Whole! Ya really just haaad ta do that, huh?! Now my head’s poppin’ like pop rocks...! ”
Oh, really? [She smirks. It presses its fingers against Chance's forehead for a few seconds before pulling back.]
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Chance would catch Vincent, holding him in his arms. It wasn’t a flawless catch but at least he caught him.
Vincent'd sigh, finally give in. "...Nevermind." He'd release his grip on the branch then jump off.
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“ Nope! Not my thing at all. – Woah! ‘n hey! careful with the pokin’ dude. Any slightest touch can make my secondary world fall apart. ” 😓
Sure! But you're gonna have to come down eventually, I can't imagine that's healthy. Though I know "healthy" isn't really ya thing. [Ze pokes Chance's forehead.]
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バナナがおやつで幸せすぎる!٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
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Chance would open and close his hands. They were trying their best to be patient.
Vincent'd huff. Deciding whether if he should jump or just latch onto the branch until it breaks.
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“ Is that a compliment? ” 😋
... Yer real good at psychologically manipulating yourself.
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