Official Account of the United States Fentanyl Command. Catching CENTCOM L's as they smoke fent.
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FENTCOM Update
We kindly ask Iran and Yemen to please stop the Reaper genocide.
The MQ-9 is an endangered species at risk of extinction!
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President Trump gave a very honest speech at the UN today.
While loser Presidents like @JoeBiden & @BarackObama pretended to care about "human rights" and "democracy", President Trump does no such thing. He says the quiet parts out loud!
Disclose.tv
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FENTCOM Update
Our PR team invited two low-IQ corporate plant influencers to the Fentagon for photo ops.
We hope more Gen Z and Gen Alpha Deployim enlist for the military.
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FENTCOM Update:
Gas prices are at record highs in the US, surpassing previous records caused by the Ukraine War and earlier phases of the Iran War.
The national average for diesel fuel is approaching $7/gallon, whereas regular is climbing towards $5/gallon.
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FENTCOM Exclusive: Fentanyl on the USS Abraham Lincoln
A Navy couple admitted to selling cocaine laced with fentanyl to crewmates starting in 2022. After one sailor died, they kept selling; when another survived an overdose, they allegedly told him to blame the dead sailor.
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FENTCOM Update
Yemen recap last 10 days:
- Ansarallah (AA) aka Houthis seize 2000 km² from Saudi-backed mercenary forces (9/11)
- Saudi-backed forces shoot down Saudi CH-4 drone (9/12)
- Saudis bomb pro-Saudi proxies (9/14)
- 6 Saudi drones and 1 F-15 shot down by AA (9/6-9/16)
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FENTCOM Factcheck
This headline is not real and is market manipulation by Anthropic.
Anthropic benefits through viral reports about itself and its products.
The three deadly scams that dominate the 2020s: cryptocurrency, AI corporations, and betting sites.
Read critically!
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FENTCOM Update
The mercenaries paid for by our generous American taxpayers and our Saudi allies have shot down a drone in Yemen, and proudly recorded it.
Unfortunately, this drone is a CH-4 that belongs to our Saudi allies - not the Houthis!
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FENTCOM update 5 months later:
The pool is still closed.
So let's fast forward to 2 months from now.
The war in Iran is long over and that terrorist nation is no longer a threat. Hamas and Hezbollah have been wiped out.
Gas prices have fallen below $2 a gallon. Stocks are back to their all-time highs.
With the Iranian threat gone in the Middle East investment pours into the area. Rebuilding starts in Gaza.
The US economy takes off as all of that newly onshored business starts hiring.
And once again Democrats have nothing.
I'm feeling pretty good about the midterms.
Thoughts? ⬇️
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FENTCOM Update
Thought war is about to start back up today?
Seems you forgot today is TACO Tuesday.
(And also, the USS George H.W. Bush is not in position yet)
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We had to take a break from posting because all systems aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are falling apart.
Here is tonight's gourmet dinner aboard the Lincoln, definitely that lobster stuff Hegseth talked about.
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FENTCOM Update
URGENT: Trump just now self-declared a 2-week ceasefire with Iran.
If Iran does not lift the blockade of the Hormuz, war continues. Trump expects Iran not to fire on US targets and in return, the US wont hit Iran.
Iran is currently firing Wave 99 against Israel.
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FENTCOM Update
Iran admitted to having enriched uranium since 2004, over 22 years ago.
The entire professional "journalist" apparatus is unqualified for their jobs.
Multi-million-dollar salaries given to mindless, drooling scriptreaders that are paid big bucks to yap and lie.
So Iran now ADMITS they had enriched uranium… Hmm weird. Trump was right again
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Community note
Yes Iran has announced they did many times before. Here’s a more recent example in addition to the AI. “NBC reports that Iran had previously informed the IAEA of its intention to enrich uranium “through a new cascade of 166 advanced IR-6 centrifuges” at the Fordow facility.”
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FENTCOM Update
The FENTCOM Warning Service is issuing an indefinite Explosion Watch for:
Central and Southern Iran
Eastern and Central Saudi Arabia
Israel
Kuwait
Bahrain
Dubai County
Abu Dhabi County
Damaged roofs, windows, and vehicles may occur. Avoid windows. Take shelter.
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