In just a couple months your uncle Eric is going to bring the turducken to thanksgiving (the Frankenstein of foods)
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Ernest Strawfield retweeted
the lesbian mask bar opened last year? and one of the owners ditched it? within a year? for clown school?
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Ernest Strawfield retweeted
*plugging my ear with a finger and shouting into my phone* no, dude, no, we’re at the lesbian bar down the street. no, you don’t need one. I guess they dropped it. alright bro see you soon dawg. peace
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*door slams*
Indy: listen kid I’m too drunk to drive this is on you
Short round: but doctor jones I can’t reach the accelerator
Indy: I made you wooden blocks at the bar take these strings too
Short round: okie dokie dr jones I’ll try my best
Indy: I love you short round
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