We all ate mosquitoes as kids thinking we'll get back the blood it sucked, right?

I'm a Woman❤️🥺, so God help me before you help him!!

God please help me I'm dying 💔💔

Hooor - We're less criticized for wat we say A man whose acct's equal to mine will tweet trash just like this trash u're reading right now & he'll get less than 100 impressions. But I'll post this now😁 & I'll get over 2k imps before tmr ends & comments like "that's true dear❤️"

Drinking tapioca extracts without milk is the highest level of poverty💔 Just commit suicide

A man who drinks to forget his troubles should be reminded to pay his bills first.

Your anxiety will always tell you the worst-case scenario. Learn not listen it.

You've already survived things you didn't think you would survive.

Everything belongs to a man including that woman and children

You boo them and continue to buy tickets week in week out while they continue to earn their wages

To be fair, he didn't just battle his own lifestyle, he ran headfirst into the prime Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo monopoly. Any other generation, his Santos and Barcelona runs would have guaranteed him two Golden Balls easily. He was the most beautiful entertainer of the modern era, but instead of inheriting the kingdom, he watched Luka Modric, Karim Benzema, and Rodri take turns sitting in the seat he was engineered for.

Nasssr Hell Rufai's obsession for 1,000 goals continues

Quadratic equation wey I run for 😭😭 for secondary school naso person jam am for here😩😩

Yet that other fanbase want to kill themselves over nothing 😂😂

I'm keeping this as a receipt till May, the coach don talk so as well the fans 😄 "The premier league is the main focus" U understand the meaning?

The funniest thing about Liverpool fans is how confidence can turn into a 20-paragraph explanation when football doesn't go their way. Suddenly, everybody becomes a tactical analyst. 💀🤣

Some Barcelona fans talk about beautiful football as if nobody else knows how to pass a ball, ask PSG 😄. Well Congratulations on the philosophy, professor. Now let the scoreboard finish the lecture. 😂⚽ They can even turn any conversation into a debate about the old days. One minute we're discussing today's football, the next minute we're watching a documentary from another era. Somebody change the channel abeg 🤡 FC😭

🚨⏰ On Today ManUtd latest headline news 📰 🔐in👇 🔋Carrick Stays in charge, no decision yet ✅ Rashford expected to return back after the international break 👀 United to consider a new midfield and a striker in January

Man actual referring to Messi fans 😄 not by rigging but show working 👨‍💻 The debate is end here 😂 DJ play me Shally 💃

• Ugly black dihh, darker vulvas, and 8 mm of pubic hair. 💀 • Bro ejaculates just from kissing. • Neighbours in the opposite building can hear everything. • Having to clean the entire room afterward. • Someone's leg starts cramping mid-position. • The bed starts making more noise than both partners. • Someone accidentally farts at the worst possible moment. • Running out of breath before the actual workout is over. • Awkwardly asking, “Was that good for you?” • Spending more time finding a condom than getting undressed. • One person orgasms while the other is still waiting. • Realising the bedsheets need to go straight into the washing machine.