🕘 12th #FPL Season | 🏆 Hopelessly mediocre | 😈 #MUFC

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Reviving this account to brag that I’m ranked 140th OR. I’ll never achieve this again 😅 #FPL
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😭 I’m going to choose to ignore the fact that the traitors had virtually no information to go off, and instead delude myself into thinking I was some kind of threat 😅 Thanks for having me! Look forward to seeing who wins!
Replying to @FPLRazor
@FPLRazor has been murdered by order of the Traitor(s) Always hard to be the first to go and thanks for being a great sport No time to relax the next mission is at 8am #FPLTraitors
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Replying to @FPLRazor
@FPLRazor has been murdered by order of the Traitor(s) Always hard to be the first to go and thanks for being a great sport No time to relax the next mission is at 8am #FPLTraitors
Made with AI
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Is there another slight correction involving the removal of my name being mentioned in the list for murder tonight? 🤞 👀
Slight correction it is @FPLRazor @MichaelNormNorm and @Warrior_priv shortlisted for murder NOT @JackUkiah ! Sorry Jack for any damage to your nerves #FPLTraitors
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So, @FPLAguero_ _ , @Fpl_bobo and @FplRhys1 will not be allowed entry into the castle. Au Revoir. I can confirm that @FPLRazor @JackUkiah and @MichaelNormNorm have been put on the shortlist for murder by @FEFL_Charlie #FPLTraitors
First the glory, congratulation to @FPLNightmare who was voted most likely to win and commiserations to @FEFL_Charlie who was voted least likely to win. In a twist both will receive shields protecting them from murder tonight. #FPLTraitors
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3. Dani (@FPLRazor) I had nothing else to base the third decision off of so I let a wheel of the people who voted me least likely to win decide the final choice. Dani was the unfortunate winner of the wheel, and now will know this game is harsh and can change at any time. 🕰️ ☠️
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✅ #FPL GW5 🔢 43pts 🌍 7,944 ↘️ 30,148 Another red arrow. Looking forward to taking my mind off of football and FPL for 3 weeks!
✅ #FPL GW4 🔢 80pts 🌍 2,090 ↘️ 7,944 Another red arrow, which just tells me how insane it is at the top. Still in the top 10k though so can’t complain!
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My team is not Groß enough #FPL
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Sangare’s benching isn’t ideal, especially at 12.3% EO. Feels weird to say before a ball is even kicked but this GW feels like it is going to be a bloodbath #FPL
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#FPL GW5 Team 🌍 OR: 8,168 Rolling. LW De Cuyper do me proud laaa
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I’m underwhelmed with all potential Joao Pedro replacements so might just start De Cuyper and reassess after the ITL break #FPL
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✅ #FPL GW4 🔢 80pts 🌍 2,090 ↘️ 7,944 Another red arrow, which just tells me how insane it is at the top. Still in the top 10k though so can’t complain!
✅ GW3 🔢 53pts 🌍 939 ↘️ 2,090 A good week to have a mediocre week. Feels weird not to be sad about red arrows! Still in the top 10k and loving it 🔥🙌
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Glad I kept DCL! Now a Newcastle goal would make tonight even sweeter #FPL
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Glad I kept DCL! Now a Newcastle goal would make tonight even sweeter #FPL
GW3 troops 3FTs made: 🔴 O’Reilly, White, Gakpo 🟢 Hall, Konsa, Palmer 🧢 Palmer 🌍 OR: 1,635 Decent effort to squeeze Haaland, Bruno, & Palmer without using a wildcard. Bruno better not let me down now! Good luck all 🙌 #FPL
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Tried to be fancy by keeping Bruno and ignoring Rogers just for Bruno to drop a rare stinker. Classic FPL
GW3 troops 3FTs made: 🔴 O’Reilly, White, Gakpo 🟢 Hall, Konsa, Palmer 🧢 Palmer 🌍 OR: 1,635 Decent effort to squeeze Haaland, Bruno, & Palmer without using a wildcard. Bruno better not let me down now! Good luck all 🙌 #FPL
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Spineless performance by United
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Razor retweeted
Maresca is a bald miserable fraud though, sure he’ll now invent a Doku Ndiaye Semenyo ultra vertical shit setup. He’s a boring turd who eats plain cereal with cold water for breakfast & puts a stop watch when he takes a shit. Expansive & gifted players like Cherki aren’t his type
The hindsight on this Foden red is Cherki is now likely nailed when I thought his minutes would be a bit murkier over the next few (including this game). Ah well. In Rogers we trust
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Groß owners feasting today!
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2 of 3 ‘comparison to transfers’ played (White vs Konsa & Gakpo vs Palmer) — both transfers have been fruitful thus far. Still somehow feeling angry about this GW #FPL
GW3 troops 3FTs made: 🔴 O’Reilly, White, Gakpo 🟢 Hall, Konsa, Palmer 🧢 Palmer 🌍 OR: 1,635 Decent effort to squeeze Haaland, Bruno, & Palmer without using a wildcard. Bruno better not let me down now! Good luck all 🙌 #FPL
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GW3 troops 3FTs made: 🔴 O’Reilly, White, Gakpo 🟢 Hall, Konsa, Palmer 🧢 Palmer 🌍 OR: 1,635 Decent effort to squeeze Haaland, Bruno, & Palmer without using a wildcard. Bruno better not let me down now! Good luck all 🙌 #FPL
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